[VERSE 1] HEY THERE!!! Mister Astronaut we watch your constant feed we love to see you patching hull We love to watch you sleep All alone you travel Sunshield glowing all the while We're left here, all behind you Hoping we make you smile [CHORUS] Mister Astronaut Won't you just give a wave Endorsing product sponsors Youre so bold and brace Dear Mister Astronaut May disaster pass you by Keep bringing all the joy As you zip across the sky. [VERSE 2] Hey Mister Astronaut What's this that's on the wire? You raised your fist once too often Against your only sire? Fuck you, Mister Astronaut... You're no longer worth our time We're judging you among the heavens For your disgusting crimes [CHORUS] Mister Astronaut Please don't come back home Find yourself an asteroid To become your tomb You abusive piece of garbage You're not wanted here Flush yourself out the airlock If you'd be a dear? [VERSE 3] What's up with Mr Astronaut? No one's heard from him in days He may be human refuse But he's all alone in space! We forgive you Mister Astronaut Your child says it's all made up These tales of years of mistreatment Were a pathetic book sale stunt [BRIDGE] The months pass by, and then the weeks His food and air are gone by now His tiny metal space toy Returns the faintest glow His course corrected manually Heading out to distant stars Maybe extra-terrestrials Will welcome him with open arms [FINAL CHORUS] We're so sorry, Mister Astronaut We all have failed you We jumped to conclusions On evidence untrue Please come back... Mister Astronaut Hello Are you there? We miss you very dearly We want you to know we care! Please call us Mister Astronaut And we will all cheer for you Your beacon went out long ago And no one knows just what to do... Are you there Mister Astronaut Hello Mister Astronaut? Please answer Mister Astronaut.... Oh dear Mister Astronaut Oh dear Mister Astronaut Where have you gone? [Slow fading OUTRO]
