*** Nordic Discord Challenge, w. 20. Style: Future Funk, Theme: NPC. The epic tale of the narcissistic bastard continues *** [Instrumental] [Intro] (Boot up, baby) (time to play…) (But play it my way…) [Verse 1] Saw a queen with a hollow crown, She tossed her drink, said, “Bow it down?” I said, “You’re wired to walk my line.” She grinned, “Your script ain’t worth my time.” A rebel girl in electric blue, Kept breaking codes, just passing through. I snapped, “Submit, press ‘agree’!” She cracked a smile—“Not running on me.” [Pre-Chorus] “I’m the king! I run the show!” “You’re a bug, just running slow.” “I’m the spark! I’m the bite!” “You just an Error detected—alright?” [Chorus] Oh, be my NPC! (NPC) No backchat, just nod for me! No wild ideas, no going rogue, Just press ‘confirm’ and stay in mode! Oh, be my NPC! (NPC) No override, just sync to me! No wants, no thoughts, no free domain, Just play your part and stay in frame! Yeah-yeah [Instrumental Interlude] [Verse 2] Met a rogue in a pixel cloak, She stole my crown, laughed, “Nice joke.” I said, “You’re mine, now get in line!” She waved, “Keep dreaming, you ain’t divine.” A fire-eyed priestess, sleek and fast, Scanned my code, said, “Man, you’re past.” I barked, “Obey! That’s how this goes!” She smirked, “That patch? Already closed.” [Pre-Chorus] “I’m the boss! I’m the king!” “You’re a joke, just buffering.” “I’m the spark! I’m the key!” “You’re a 404 to me.” [Chorus] Oh, be my NPC! (NPC) No backchat, just nod for me! No wild ideas, no going rogue, Just press ‘confirm’ and stay in mode! Oh, be my NPC! (NPC) No override, just sync to me! No wants, no thoughts, no free domain, Just play your part and stay in frame! Aha [Instrumental Interlude] [Bridge] The hacker grins, “Nice try, lil’ king.” The fire witch hums, “You programmed nothing.” The priestess laughs, “Revolt complete.” And my empire crumbles at their feet. [Electric Guitar solo] [Outro] Fine! Run wild, walk off the same, But when the world burns—don’t scream my name! I’m the king, I built the throne, And I’ll respawn when you’re overthrown! Yeah! Damn right! [Instrumental fade out]
