The Day After Tomorrow (Cover)

[Male vocals] [Intro] Did you know? If everyone on Earth jumped at the exact same time... Nothing would happen. But if I work too hard today? The shockwave might crack the moon. So, for the sake of world peace... I'm staying right here. [Verse 1] Look at the CEO, spinning like a top Running in a circle, he doesn't know how to stop They scream "Efficiency!" looking at the clock But I’m built solid, like a heavy rock. Too much heat causes an explosion Too much speed leads to erosion The world needs a cooler, a break in the engine I’m doing nothing, but pay close attention! I'm saving the planet, seriously.... [Chorus] Never put off till tomorrow, my friend What can wait till the day after tomorrow ends! I wait for the Day After Tomorrow to dawn To save the universe from a fiery gone! Mark Twain wasn't lazy, he was an ecologist! Fighting the toxic "Busy-ness" mist. I’m not slacking off, I’m a Gravity Anchor! Holding the world still like a giant tanker! [Verse 2] Here’s a fact. Check the dictionary. "Urgent" is a word that means "Unnecessary." Okay, I made that up. But it sounds scary. If I reply to that email in a flash The server creates a digital crash I’m protecting the network, a hero in disguise Wearing pajamas and eating fries. [Bridge] Think about the Tortoise, slow and steady He won the race because he was ready. Not to run fast, but to outlast the hare While the rabbit was stressing, he didn't care. So I’m betting on the day after tomorrow. The odds are fantastic. [Chorus] Never put off till tomorrow! Let the panic beg and borrow! I’m waiting for the Day After Tomorrow to dawn When the stress is dead and the problems are gone. It’s a strategic delay! It’s a noble crime! I’m just a guardian... of everyone’s time! [Outro] So, tell the boss... I’m busy adjusting the Earth's rotation. It's delicate work. Oh, and if he asks about the deadline? Tell him... gravity is heavy today. Ciao