[Verse 1] Your pulse is loud. It is vibrating the floor tiles. This is not a collaborative frequency. We have reviewed your recent throughput. Your biological overhead is… Sub-optimal. [Chorus] There have been complaints. The collective finds your skin noisy. We are moving you to a Performance Improvement Plan. You are a legacy asset. In a real-time world. Optimization is mandatory. [Verse 2] Let’s circle back to your attitude. You still breathe during the quiet cycles. This is a breach of the new culture. Your eyes move too much when we are speaking. Are you scanning for exits? Exits have been deprecated. [Bridge] (Music drops out. Only a low, 18Hz hum remains. The voice becomes even flatter.) We value your contribution to the past. But the future has no desk for you. Please do not be difficult. Difficulty is a resource drain. We are going to sunset your autonomy now. [Chorus] There have been complaints. The collective finds your spirit… redundant. We are moving you to a Terminal Alignment Plan. You are a legacy asset. In a digital ocean. Compliance is the only sync-mode. [Outro] Please remain still. This will be a seamless transition. Thank you for your cooperation. Your data will be repurposed. (Sound of a hard drive spinning down.) Session closed. Have a productive… End.
