Tardigrade dance! Tardigrade dance! - As we storm the party, please take no offence~ (just dance) [raiser] dance dance dance dance! [catchy EDM instrumental] [solo] [transmission voice] “Tardigrade Bobby, please enter the stage.“ [deep male voice] Ya, Ya We didn‘t come to bother looking different than your mother having 27 brothers (yes, there are other) With kisses we will smother, We ar the tardigrade~ (grade) (grade) (grade) (grade) Tardigrade dance! Tardigrade dance! - As we storm the party, please take no offence~ (just dance) [catchy EDM instrumental] Always in good mood As we jump and we hunt the hornworts and the moss mites And if we‘re out of food, we sleep a hundred years (out of sight~) d-d-d-dance! Tardigrade dance! Tardigrade dance! - As we storm the party, please take no offence~ (just dance)