🎵 "Pod Pressure (Let It Flow)"

🎵 "Pod Pressure (Let It Flow)" [Verse 1] Drifting through the stars in my tiny pod, Floating in fluid like a half-baked god. Systems are green, hull integrity tight, But there’s a battle goin' on in me tonight. [Verse 2] Been in here for hours, maybe days, who knows, Lost track of time in the warp’s blue glow. Tripwire’s pingin', Dispatch says “go!” But I’ve got a problem… I really need to go. [Chorus] 🎵 Oh, pod pressure’s risin’, feelin' the squeeze, Should I let it go or hold it with ease? It’s fluid-filled, right? Would they even know? Just another leak in the hydro-flow. Let it goooo... or noooo... 🎵 [Verse 3] I’m a capsuleer, immortal and bold, Faced Drifters, 'nids, and pirates cold. But bladder integrity's reachin' red, And I’m weighing choices with growing dread. [Bridge] What would Vinnegar Douche say to me? “Deputy, don’t pod-piss, that ain’t clean!” But the Manticore’s stealthy, systems discreet... Surely just a little wouldn't affect the seat? [Breakdown - Spoken, echoed with reverb] “Command, this is Knightzshade... requesting bio-break.” “Denied. Engagement in 30 seconds.” “…copy that. Permission to hydrate the goo?” “...Proceed at your own discretion.” “May Bob forgive me.” [Final Chorus] 🎵 Pod pressure’s burstin’, dignity's gone, Floating in shame from dusk to dawn. But in the fluid, I found some peace— Warmth, relief, and sweet release. Let it floooow... let it floooow... 🎵 [Outro] Now every time I undock and roam, I check my tank ‘fore leavin' home. A lesson learned, and here's the key: Even in space... you still gotta pee.