[Intro – Shouted] YEAH! She said “Thanks for the dono,” I heard “I love you, bro!” [Verse 1 – Beastie Boys Style] Every time she streams, I swear she looks my way, My queen of the chat, sayin’ hi all day. She’s got a thousand viewers, but I know the truth, That wink, that smile — yo, it’s me, not you. Gifted subs flyin’, my devotion’s clear, When she reads my name out loud, angels cheer. She don’t need to say it, but I feel that spark, She’s my gamer goddess in the neon dark. [Chorus – Offspring Style] My love is parasocial… She’s mine, she just don’t know it, but it feels emotional… I dono like a fool each night, And one day she’ll see I was always right. [Verse 2 – Beastie Boys Style] Wishlist warrior, I deliver the crown, Bought her everything she wants, I hold it down. Patreon pledges, I’m the number-one tier, When she says “supporters,” that’s me she means, clear. Forget the haters, they just don’t get, She’s my future wife, she just don’t know it yet. From Twitch to the Gram, yeah, the path is laid, Two clicks to forever — our love upgrade! [Break Verse – Rap Intermission] Yo, she waved once, I swear it was fate, I screenshotted that smile, now we got a date. Mods say I’m crazy, chat spam KEKW, But true love’s parasocial, baby — that’s how we do! [Chorus – Offspring Style] My love is parasocial… She’s mine, she just don’t know it, but it feels emotional… I dono like a fool each night, And one day she’ll see I was always right. [Verse 3 – The Crash & Pivot] Typed “Marry me queen,” in a dono line, She laughed on stream, said, “Bro, you’re not my type.” But I know deep down, that was just her test, So I’m packin’ up my simpin’ — Kick.com’s the next! [Final Chorus – Shouted] (PogChamp!) She already loves me! (PepeLaugh!) She just can’t see! (Mods hate!) They try to block it! (Kick.com!) New love in my pocket! [Outro – Shouted] TRUE LOVE! (Loud!) NOT FAKE! (Proud!) She’ll realize it — for crying out loud!
