Captain of Breaking Wind

Hi ya, Hi, ya, Everyone, It’s time to celebrate our Dick aka Mr. BBQ! From any part of the pig or cow, he smokes meat or chicken we don’t know how. With cigar in hand and chair nearby, he can sit by the fire like a pesky fly. For, He has the patient of a saint when it comes to cue, and also when he’s been creating his brew. If it’s crab you want or pizza perhaps, he’ll whip them right up, but then need a nap. His philosophy is eating every single bite and you’ll have to agree with his taste delights. Who else could make TL and eFFys, pancakes so tender, light and fluffy. A pancake that flies so high, air traffic controllers send out alerts to all that fly. His bowel movements are famous for largess and float. He brags about them and tends to gloat, Known for many years as Captain of Breaking Wind , to ride with him you needed to be thick-skinned. For the name of the vessel gives you a hint that after one sniff you will want to sprint. Once he had an afro but now he is bald. His head is a beacon to young and old. He hits the water by boat, board or yak and is never satisfied until the sun turns him black. Always RRR ready for adventure , or chomping L'L'L'Leedos, he’s always in shorts and showing his toes. His better half Fran, has put up with his love of the herb. We’re all surprised he hasn’t been kicked to the curb. For you never know when the Cossacks are coming so grab your material or pop a gummy.