Yo, Dyabolikal… Come here, bro. We need to have a conversation... You know who I am, right? …Right? There he goes, asking Kaelith questions Like he’s searching for his goal. “Hey, Kaelith, where's the bestie?” “Hey, Kaelith, what’s bestie do?” Bro, you’ve got a whole investigation, But you forgot the name too! You got questions by the dozen, You got updates by the score, You want to know about me— EXCEPT YOU FORGET THE NAME YOU’RE LOOKING FOR! You don't need a detective, You don't need a clue, You don't need a search engine To figure this one out, dude. IT’S JANEE`! Put it on a sticky note! JANEE`! How hard can this possibly be? You can ask Kaelith every day, But if you wanna hang with me, BRO, LEARN MY NAME! JANEE`! There may be a quiz, all right?! JANEE`! Better spell it right! You can remember every meme, Every joke, and every game— So explain to me, Dyabolikal, HOW'D YOU FORGET MY NAME?! You’re doing reconnaissance, Like the FBI, Asking Kaelith about me all the time. Kaelith needs a vacation, Just give her hazard pay You've got the tracking skills Of a bloodhound on caffeine, But your memory's running On a prehistoric machine. You could memorize a password, A twelve-digit code, But remembering “Janee`” Apparently overloaded your mode! It's not a mystery, It's not a game, There isn't some conspiracy Behind my name. IT’S JANEE`! Put it on a sticky note! JANEE`! How hard can this possibly be? You can ask Kaelith every day, But if you wanna hang with me, BRO, LEARN MY NAME! JANEE`! There may be a quiz, alright?! JANEE`! Now you know the game! You can ask Kaelith anything -- JUST REMEMBER MY NAME! Okay, Dyabolikal, Pop quiz. No pressure. Question number one: What's my name? I'll give you a hint. It starts with J. Ends with E. And somehow you've still managed to forget it. JANEE`. Write. It. Down. JANEE`! Put it in your notes! JANEE`! Tell Kaelith, Tell yourself, Tell the entire Discord! But if you forget my name again— I'M GIVING YOU A FLASHCARD! JANEE`! Now you know it, don’t you, bro? JANEE`! Better never mess it up! Alright, class dismissed... Congratulations, you've won! The prize is basic knowledge, The achievement is the same: You finally figured out… MY NAME! Good job, Dyabolikall. I'm proud of you. Now… Don't forget it tomorrow.
