[Intro] The red button... Sits under protective glass... [Verse 1] The red button Sits under protective glass Do not push Under any circumstance My red button Calls me every night Just one push Everything takes flight [Verse 2] That one friend keeps talking After everything’s been said Always one more point to make Never lets it go to bed Right as you stand up They decide to take a seat You’re not getting out alive And it’s heading for catastrophe [Chorus] Have some self control What am I waiting for? The red button Calling out again One more little push And the whole thing ends [Verse 3] Landlord at the door again Says the grass grew half an inch HOA right on my tail Trashcan too close again Move it five feet farther back Now they say it’s out of bounds Everybody’s got a rule Till the whole thing burns down [Final Chorus] Have some self control What am I waiting for? The red button Sits under protective glass Do not push Under any circumstance My red button Calls me every night Just one push Everything takes flight [Outro] Do not push...
