[Intro] Pack your bags, you daft little fools! Blorvika's been breaking all the rules! One goblin, one quest, one world to crack! Went to Nirn and came right back! [Verse 1] Stole your silver, stole your gold, Looted corpses, left them cold! Nazeem talked, so I hit his face, Cloud District's such a lovely place! Markarth's ruins? BOOM! Goodbye! Wrong-day village? Don't ask why! Mountain hanging from a cloudy sky? Gave it a wave as I wandered by! [Chorus] Nirn and back again! Steal it, smash it, do it all again! Pocket full of loot and a grin on my face, Left a trail of chaos all over the place! Nirn and back again! Who's a good goblin? I'M A GOOD GOBLIN! If it isn't nailed down, it's mine to pack! Went to Nirn and came right back! [Verse 2] Underwater French cafe, what a scene! Eldritch chefs and a menu obscene! Nick some Hist from Black Marsh trees, Nobody saw me! Mostly. Please. Punched a goblin chief into the dirt, Took his tribe! He got hurt. Golem melted in a bath of acid, I'm an artist! Very classy! [Verse 3] Lake unfreezing, monster came through, Climbed on its back for a picture or two! Dreugh on land? Crabmen, I say! Octomen next! Get out of my way! Green shark body, lobster claws, Nobody questioned my biology laws! Back to the manor, boots on the floor, "What's for dinner? I nicked some more!" [Chorus] Nirn and back again! Steal it, smash it, do it all again! Pocket full of loot and a grin on my face, Left a trail of chaos all over the place! Nirn and back again! Who's a good goblin? I'M A GOOD GOBLIN! If it isn't nailed down, it's mine to pack! Went to Nirn and came right back! [Bridge] Then Dagon showed up! BIG BAD FIGHT! Mega blasts and kapows all night! Sondra got flustered when Erik drew near, Merry grew wings made of glowy light! Alduin went absolutely HARD, Shit that would suit an epic bard! Sondra! Dragons! Dagon's defeat! Somebody tell me there's booze and meat! [Final Chorus] Nirn and back again! Everybody's battered but we're all still friends! Dagon got banished, the heroes prevailed, I've got stolen goods and a ridiculous tale! Nirn and back again! Raise your mugs and count to ten! To the next bad idea, the next attack! Went to Nirn and came right back! [Outro] Hist in the pocket! Acid on my shoe! Crabmen are stupid! And the manor's got room! Nirn and back again! ...Anybody need a stolen sword?
