TERF wars

🎤 [Intro, (glitchy synth, TikTok voice sample, blender SFX)]
[Genre: Hyperpop Rap Satire]
[Dynamic: Frenetic, overclocked, digital chaos]
[Key: E minor]
[Tempo: 144 BPM]
[Mood: Scorched-earth, surreal, absurd]
[Instruments: Sawtooth synths, trap hats, meme soundbites, vocal stutters]
[Vocal Style: Gender-bent, pitch-shifting, riotous]
[Verse 1, (MC Dysphoria)]
Yeah, Twitter got me twisted, identity on shuffle,
TERFs in my DMs, chasers tryin’ to scuffle.
Reddit diagnosis: “You’re an egg, just admit it,”
Tumblr labels me “valid,” Mom says, “Quit it.”
Hormone order’s late, doc’s outta E,
Still got more genders than I got T.
My insurance calls it “pre-existing confusion,”
But I just want tits and a constitution.
Every “debate” got a right-wing thinkpiece,
Jordan Peterson weeps in a pink crop fleece.
Left or right? I’m genderqueer, I break the spectrum,
Pronoun check—crash the system, can’t correct ‘em.
[Hook, (All, auto-tune)]
Gender blender, identity tender,
TERFs and incels fight for my splendor.
Chase that bag, change that flag,
Estrogen drip, new name tag.
[Verse 2, (Lil Pronoun)]
Woke capital sells me a rainbow syringe,
Nike’s got a binder—capitalist cringe.
I’m trending on TikTok for my double mastectomy,
Conservatives seethe in the comments—“Groomer!” “Heresy!”
Bathroom police can’t catch these hands,
Puberty blockers in my OnlyFans.
Detransitioners get a Rogan invite,
Meanwhile, I’m hot as fuck under hospital light.
Therapist bills in three new genders,
Insurance denied, still got my benders.
TERFs on Substack, chasers in heat,
I just want thighs and a voice that’s sweet.
[Bridge, (mock gospel, MC Dysphoria)]
HRT in the water, serotonin on the rocks,
Every time I pass, a TERF grows a new Botox.
Chasers in my DMs, “Hi, are you girlmoding?”
Block and report, then back to doom-scrolling.
[Hook, (All, pitched up/down)]
Gender blender, trend offender,
Online beef, IRL tender.
Change that name, rock that pronoun,
If you deadname me, bitch, it’s a showdown.
[Verse 3, (Enby Destroyer, fatality round)]
Gender is a spectrum? Nah, it’s a choose-your-own saga,
I picked “fuck you” and a dragon fursona.
Dad’s confused, Mom’s concerned,
But at least my stepbro’s now my stepsis—tables turned.
Hormones from Thailand, letters from Reddit,
Boobs and stubble, yo, I said it.
Gen Z girls want masc, Gen X dudes want femme,
Identity politics—here we fucking go again.
[Final Hook, (All, riotous)]
Blend that gender, disrupt that norm,
Be your own freak, be your own storm.
Whether trans, cis, or attack helicopter,
We all hate insurance, and we all block our father.
[Outro, (glitch FX, meme voice)]
Yeah, it’s a gender blender, baby—
Pick your flavor, ignore the haters,
Call me they/them, or call me later.
TERF wars never end,
But my pronouns stay greater.

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🎤 [Intro, (glitchy synth, TikTok voice sample, blender SFX)] [Genre: Hyperpop Rap Satire] [Dynamic: Frenetic, overclocked, digital chaos] [Key: E minor] [Tempo: 144 BPM] [Mood: Scorched-earth, surreal, absurd] [Instruments: Sawtooth synths, trap hats, meme soundbites, vocal stutters] [Vocal Style: Gender-bent, pitch-shifting, riotous] [Verse 1, (MC Dysphoria)] Yeah, Twitter got me twisted, identity on shuffle, TERFs in my DMs, chasers tryin’ to scuffle. Reddit diagnosis: “You’re an egg, just admit it,” Tumblr labels me “valid,” Mom says, “Quit it.” Hormone order’s late, doc’s outta E, Still got more genders than I got T. My insurance calls it “pre-existing confusion,” But I just want tits and a constitution. Every “debate” got a right-wing thinkpiece, Jordan Peterson weeps in a pink crop fleece. Left or right? I’m genderqueer, I break the spectrum, Pronoun check—crash the system, can’t correct ‘em. [Hook, (All, auto-tune)] Gender blender, identity tender, TERFs and incels fight for my splendor. Chase that bag, change that flag, Estrogen drip, new name tag. [Verse 2, (Lil Pronoun)] Woke capital sells me a rainbow syringe, Nike’s got a binder—capitalist cringe. I’m trending on TikTok for my double mastectomy, Conservatives seethe in the comments—“Groomer!” “Heresy!” Bathroom police can’t catch these hands, Puberty blockers in my OnlyFans. Detransitioners get a Rogan invite, Meanwhile, I’m hot as fuck under hospital light. Therapist bills in three new genders, Insurance denied, still got my benders. TERFs on Substack, chasers in heat, I just want thighs and a voice that’s sweet. [Bridge, (mock gospel, MC Dysphoria)] HRT in the water, serotonin on the rocks, Every time I pass, a TERF grows a new Botox. Chasers in my DMs, “Hi, are you girlmoding?” Block and report, then back to doom-scrolling. [Hook, (All, pitched up/down)] Gender blender, trend offender, Online beef, IRL tender. Change that name, rock that pronoun, If you deadname me, bitch, it’s a showdown. [Verse 3, (Enby Destroyer, fatality round)] Gender is a spectrum? Nah, it’s a choose-your-own saga, I picked “fuck you” and a dragon fursona. Dad’s confused, Mom’s concerned, But at least my stepbro’s now my stepsis—tables turned. Hormones from Thailand, letters from Reddit, Boobs and stubble, yo, I said it. Gen Z girls want masc, Gen X dudes want femme, Identity politics—here we fucking go again. [Final Hook, (All, riotous)] Blend that gender, disrupt that norm, Be your own freak, be your own storm. Whether trans, cis, or attack helicopter, We all hate insurance, and we all block our father. [Outro, (glitch FX, meme voice)] Yeah, it’s a gender blender, baby— Pick your flavor, ignore the haters, Call me they/them, or call me later. TERF wars never end, But my pronouns stay greater.

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