Ebola Pet (From the Forbidden Zone) #NDC_Bingo [D1]

[intro] [Riff] [Verse 1] You smuggled me home in a burlap sack Fed me cheese puffs, rubbed my back You thought I was cute — a jungle prize But I came with blood... behind my eyes [Riff] [Verse 2] I ain’t no hamster, I ain’t no rat I’m a twitchin’ bomb in a furry hat My gums drip black, my tail's diseased And now your whole damn town's been seized [Chorus] I'm your Ebola pet, your fuzzy mistake Your basement beast from the viral lake You kissed my face, now the fever flows Through the water tower where madness grows Ooooh mama, yeah! I'm your Ebola pet, your cuddly sin Now the village pukes from the plague within! [Riff] [Verse 3] You got drunk and brought me to the roof Took a dip with me – now here’s the proof I bled in the tank, now the kids are toast And I sit on your shoulder like a demon ghost [Bridge – spoken with twisted groove] You named me "Peanut"... But I was forged in a swamp of bones. You brushed my teeth... While I whispered death in tones. [African drum solo] [Chorus] I'm your Ebola pet, your snuggle doom Now the choir shrieks in the Sunday room Your grandma's twitchin', the mayor's dead And I sleep in your bed where the fever spread Yeah, yeah! I'm your Ebola pet, your monkey's paw Now the town cries blood by jungle law [Breakdown – slow and heavy] You said “good boy”… But I brought the plague. You scratched my ear… Now your guts decay. [Final Chorus – full chaos] I’m your Ebola pet, your backyard god With fangs like syringes and a fungal nod You loved me once, now the world dissolves In a sewer of screams I was born to solve EBOLA!!! PET!!! DRINK ME, TOWN! I’M COMIN’ DOWN!!! [Riff] [End]