[Intro: spoken] "Doom at Your Service." Dr. SUNO? No, not that great. It's just me, Merlynn. I handed the lyrics to K P Diem. He's buying a new house and time is rare for him. Not this story again, Merlynn. Okay... okay. [Verse 1] A medical assistant wakes up with a hangover. She mixes up two blood samples. One patient gets her diagnosis: "Terminal blood cancer." And the other patient? [Verse 2] A woman with a death sentence cries so hard behind the wheel that she hits a cyclist. Because of that he missed the crash, at the next crossing. [Verse 3] An express courier dropped a parcel along the way. Hmm... bad for the receiver. The parcel rolls into the roadside bushes. Hmm... bad for the sender. No... bad for the courier. Right? [Hook] Wohin uns Kassiopeia lenkt Erstens kommt es anders und zweitens als man denkt. Sei einfach Momo. [Verse 4] Two teenagers find a parcel hidden beneath roadside greenery. Curious, they open it. One will become a dealer. And the other? [Verse 5] The other loses a friend, gets better grades at school, creates a really good tool for the "Jugend forscht" science fair. What is it... spyware? [Verse 6] That really good tool keeps a man from losing the money he was about to lose. He buys his nephew the guitar he always wanted. A twelve-string, like Sambora's. [Hook] Wohin uns Kassiopeia lenkt Erstens kommt es anders und zweitens als man denkt. Sei einfach Momo. [Verse 7] The nephew finally writes his perfect song and sends it to a radio dedication show. The host announces both the giver and the receiver. [Verse 8] A woman hears that song on the radio. She knows that name. He used to be her best friend. She believed he was long dead. And... was that intentional? [Verse 9] A detective gets a new case. He was just about to close his office. Instead, he reunites two lovers that fate once tore apart. How wonderful. [Hook] Wohin uns Kassiopeia lenkt Erstens kommt es anders und zweitens als man denkt. Sei einfach Momo. [Verse 10] A reunited couple celebrates. But the waitress swaps two meals. The man with the nut allergy dies right there in the restaurant. How tragic. [Verse 11] A waitress, fired without notice, meets a woman in her regular bar. A medical assistant, fired as well. The two fall in love. Shared misery... yeah, yeah. [Verse 12] The two women choose each other and leave their broken relationships. One partner is a detective. The other already had an affair. Detective is a yellow card, Merlynn! [Hook] Wohin uns Kassiopeia lenkt Erstens kommt es anders und zweitens als man denkt. Sei einfach Momo. [Verse 13] The woman from the affair doesn't want to become a deserted man's wife. In the first week she's pregnant. She has one hell of a disco night. Well... that's life. [Verse 14] A one-night stand becomes a father and changes his whole life. Later he'll discover the child was never his. The truth comes out. [Verse 15] A child will search for the real father and goes to a detective. Red card, Merlynn. Now you're out. [Hook] Wohin uns Kassiopeia lenkt Erstens kommt es anders und zweitens als man denkt. Sei einfach Momo.
