[Verse 1] Walked in the room, forms in my hand, Supervisor sitting calm… I think I understand. Tall hat, serious eyes, posture on display, Yeah, he’s human… right? That’s what I’ll say. [Verse 2] Boxes to check, signatures to get, I nod along, try to stay set. Everything aligns, numbers green and neat, Corporate thinks this guy’s a real feat. [Pre-Chorus] Then he stretches… leans back in the chair, Something moves… that paw in the air. Blinked twice, fur glinting in the light, Wait a second… what’s happening tonight? [Chorus] Wait… that’s a cat! Signing papers with a paw, Officially approving… without a flaw. NDA’s got me tied, can’t tell a soul, Just nod and approve… pretend you’re in control. [Verse 3] Forms accepted, boxes ticked, all complete, Everyone claps, thinks he can’t be beat. I stare, I sweat, can’t believe my eyes, Rowdy the Maine Coon… running the enterprise. [Bridge] I blink, I breathe… stay in my lane, If I mention it, I’ll look insane. Corporate loves him, everything’s aligned, I file the papers, keep the secret confined. [Chorus] Wait… that’s a cat! Signing papers with a paw, Officially approving… without a flaw. NDA’s got me tied, can’t tell a soul, Just nod and approve… pretend you’re in control. [Outro] Meeting ends, they shake his paw with pride, I let it slide… nothing to confide. Fly Club’s official, and I can’t speak, Rowdy the cat… has reached the peak.
