You know all the bands. You’re—— soooo— bored…. Like , whatever. Trendsetter . I’d walk in your shoes , but the heels are too high. Talk to your Bluetooth - I can’t believe — no she didn’t. Oh my. Buried in rouge . Pout your lips and sigh. Kiss your Botox goodbye. American girl Daddy cut your allowance. (bummer) The tanning salon is closed, where wilt thou sleep? Drive around, your top down, your top off at the beach. Your favorite song is on The one they play on repeat. Like, o. M. G.- Did you hear about….. Whoever, wherever, whenever, No doubt. Does this make me look fat? I don’t know, ask Cosmo; maybe they have a clue- American girl Who could ever be better than you? As if. Accessory necessity. Curious sexuality. Social goddess, So modest Your art is so modern Your shades is the hottest thing going American girl I can’t say it’s been nice knowing ya’, ya’ know? I know you love you too. Honey darling The next time I see you I hope it’s on the back of a milk carton. Cookie, Dear- This is the end of your runway, I fear… Sweetheart, At least the blood won’t stain your red carpet. Good luck. American girl, Your 15 minutes are up. Enough.
