[Verse 1] I didn’t bang my tits on every doorframe for this Skitty tittles, tittie skittles, add it to the list I’m as crazy as your mom, your ex, your boss’s wife So perfectly freakin’ normal, just living my life No bra, no chill, no shame in my game Thunder thigh bitch, awkward giraffe frame Falling down, laughing loud, neon bruises glow Hormone train’s full steam, let’s go-go-go [Chorus] I don’t care about your culture war brain poison I just want a burger, fries, and zero noise, man Stare-stare-stare at me, I know I’m cute You think I’m gross? My husband’s *dick* would refute! Just wanna live my life, like damn I’m an average, air-headed, goofy chick from space Throw glitter in your face, then vanish without a trace Yeah, I’m your favorite glitch in the gender interface [Verse 2] No bra, I didn’t grow these babies to be tied They bounce like justice, unapologetically wide I’m the awkward queen of every hallway slip But I strut like a star with a rocket ship grip All aboard, all aboard, the hormone express We’re loud, we’re proud, we’re a beautiful mess So don’t test me, don’t press me, I’m not your debate I’m just tryna vibe, not negotiate fate [Breakdown] I'm not responsible for your brain rot, dude Hahaha! [Verse 3] My brain's a browser with a hundred open tabs A symphony of sirens, car alarms, and cabs I'll trip on flat ground, spill my drink on your shoes Then quote a weird fact about kangaroos So save your hot takes, your "ma'ams," your sideways glance I'm in a hormone-fueled, glitter-bombed trance A beautiful disaster, a walking piece of art With a galaxy of stretch marks across my heart [Final Chorus] I don’t care about your culture war brain poison I just want a burger, fries, and zero noise, man Stare-stare-stare at me, I know I’m cute You think I’m gross? My husband’s *dick* would refute! Just wanna live my life, like damn I’m an average, air-headed, goofy chick from space Throw glitter in your face, then vanish without a trace Yeah, I’m your favorite glitch in the gender interface