You say you're a woman But you have a full beard? You say you're a missy But to me you're a sissy It's hard to believe when you When you put NO effort in You are as feminine as The Trailblazers Gym! (bridge) But you get really mad When I get your pronouns wrong then off you go on a rant screaming at me! Saying (deeper male voice) (chorus) It's not Sir, It's Ma'am! Don't mistake me for a man If you do then I'll rip you in two I'm a REAL woman not a dude! (regular male voice) Well your legs are so hairy Just like Uncle Gary's And I honestly don't wish to Enable you in your delusions I live in this thing called reality so... (Chorus 2) I'll call you Sir, not Ma'am For REAL women I'll take a stand! I have a mother, a sister, a daughter And a beautiful wife If I catch you in their restroom You are DOOMED! Hey guy! You're a boy, not a girl You're a man, not a broad I don't care how many hormones you've taken Or if your schlongs missing If you aren't X.X. you're a boy or a man. (Chorus 3) I'll call you Sir, not Ma'am It's polite, it's the truth, it's reality You're a Sir, NOT A Ma'am YOU ARE A SIR, NOT A MA'AM!!! (fade) Don't
