Cow-Boy's Conundrum

[Verse 1] Caught myself in the mirror, gave me bedroom eyes, It’s like 27-year-old me’s trying to flirt. But I’m 33, man, those days flew by, And now I’m out here in a cow costume, feeling absurd. [Chorus] East 6th’s a jungle, and I’m on the prowl, 22-year-olds think I’m young somehow. But while they sip White Claws, I’m sipping regret, Wondering if it’s creepy or just the best I can get. [Verse 2] She said, “Are you 25?” and I choked on my beer, Do I admit the truth or just ride this vibe? Her TikTok slang flies past my ears, But her smile says, “Come on, let’s take a dive.” [Chorus] East 6th’s a jungle, and I’m on the prowl, 22-year-olds think I’m young somehow. But while they sip White Claws, I’m sipping regret, Wondering if it’s creepy or just the best I can get. [Bridge] Age is a number, or so they say, But when they quote "Euphoria," I’ve got nothing to say. I’m caught in a paradox, what’s right and what’s fun, Is it love, or am I just chasing the sun? [Verse 3] The cow costume’s sagging, my confidence too, Yet these younglings keep swiping right. I’m torn between wisdom and their Gen Z tattoos, Dating’s a minefield, but the chaos feels kinda right. [Chorus] East 6th’s a jungle, and I’m on the prowl, 22-year-olds think I’m young somehow. But while they sip White Claws, I’m sipping regret, Wondering if it’s creepy or just the best I can get. [Outro] So here’s my dilemma, laid bare on the floor, Do I lean into vibes or head for the door? I’ll let the cow suit decide, it’s guided me this far, Moo-ing through the chaos, my moral North Star. █▓▒░ 𝙎𝙊𝙉𝙂 𝘿𝙀𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙇𝙎 ░▒▓█ Song 17 of 25 on Songs For No One, Specifically album: https://suno.com/playlist/b56c2b6d-9b86-4c6e-b662-a9273111950c 🎧 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙆𝙎 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂! 🎧 This one was about my Halloween experience going out on East 6th in Austin, Texas in a cow costume and accidentally hitting on 22 year olds. Hope you have a great day! :D ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ 𝙃𝙊𝙒 𝙄 𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝘼𝙄 𝙈𝙐𝙎𝙄𝘾 ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩ https://www.reddit.com/r/SpankyLabs/comments/1ilohys/how_i_make_ai_music/ ╭━━━ ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ 𝙎𝙊𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙇𝙎 & 𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙆𝙎 ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ━━━╮ https://www.reddit.com/r/SpankyLabs/ https://www.youtube.com/@SpankyMcCracken/videos https://www.instagram.com/spankymccracken/ https://onlyfans.com/spankinmykraken