[intro] When I was a child, -light bright and dreaming wild I'd watch the morning stories -and read the paper books Before all the rampant hurries -those brainrot digital hooks I'd cheer on all the villians, every bad guy Cuz those heroes couldnt lose ... but that was just a lie! -Yeah that was just a Lie! (cheer the bad guy) <solo chorus> Now I look out at all this teeming dystopia beyond and think I was just a small fish, in a very small pond I wanna call on all those villans, back from long ago Leave the plucky heroes, spare 'em our shitshow [intrumental solo] <rap verse> We need a Shredder whose better, A Sephiroth when somethings off, Need Anakin and Skeletor, For all our sin and somethin' more, (Yeah!) need a Joker as provoker And GLaDOS for our pathos Hexadecimal and Ganon For our decibel cannon (BOOM) An Agent Smith to dance with We need Demona in our zona A Doctor Claw to break the law The White Witch and Captain Hook A real demon bitch for all the love they took (Ahhhhh Yeah!) We need Scar and Voldemort To go so far for the last retort! We need Mumm-Ra and Pyramid Head For all that gansta ruthless dread (be the bad guy) Here where the Thing imitates and Norman Bates ingratiates We'll call up Cobra Commander Rise up like Highlander! (be the bad guy) Yeah! The path were on needs Megatron-------! (the path were on needs Megatron!!) <chorus> Oh(Ohhhhhh) Dark minds for dark times Black thoughts for black rhymes I'd cheer on all the villians, every bad guy Cuz heroes couldnt lose. but that was just a lie (Cuz our heroes couldnt lose but that was just a lie!) (so now) I Cheer the bad guy (Cheer the bad guy!) We gotta call on all those villans, back from long ago Leave the plucky heroes, spare 'em our shitshow <rap verse> We need a Shredder whose better, A Sephiroth when somethings off, Need Anakin and Skeletor, For all our sin and somethin' more, (Yeah!) Call the Joker as invoker And GLaDOS for our pathos Hexadecimal and Ganon For our decibel cannon (BOOM) An Agent Smith to dance with We need Demona in our zona Doctor Claw to break the law The White Witch and Captain Hook (tik tik Tok) A real demon bitch for all the love they took (Ahhhhh Yeah!) We need Scar and Voldemort To go so far for the last retort We need Mumm-Ra and Pyramid Head For all that gansta ruthless dread (bad guy bad guy bad guy) A world where the Thing imitates and Norman Bates ingratiates We'll call up Cobra Commander Rise up like Highlander! (Highlander!) Yeah! The path were on needs Megatron-------! (the path were on needs Megatron!!) <outro> Oh(Ohhhhhh) Dark minds for dark times Black thoughts for black rhymes Cuz our heroes couldn't lose but that was just a lie So now I cheer the bad guy (I cheer the Bad Guy)
