Here I sit all alone Feeling broken and down Reflecting on the tragedy As the sun goes down Thinking Of the monster That took me Down It's a shitzu Yeah yeah A fucken Shitzu He broke my godamn leg With just one bite Left me all alone fighting for my life He's the monster of the house No Bigger than A Mouse Shitzu Fucken Shitzu The doctor told me To stay at home and not go outside For the next eight weeks What can I do I have nowhere To run or hide Shitzu Yeah fucken shitzu Just give me another beer Before he eats me alive