Ship of Swiss Cheese Class

Groove Metal, Nautical Doom, Pirate Folk

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STUDIO

[Chorus]
Crunching wood, we're sinking fast,
This bloody ship ain't gonna last!
Every plank with holes and dust,
Sinking ship of Swiss cheese class!

[Verse 2]
Jones skipped town and ran away,
But left his guards to hold the gate!
Barnacle monsters in array,
Fighting us to seal our fate!
Cutlasses and anchor chains,
Cap'n DarthLobster swings his blade!
Smashing bones through ocean rains,
Guardians in dust are laid!

[Pre-Chorus]
(Yo-ho! The guards are dead!)
Clear the way and push ahead!
(Yo-ho! We take the prize!)
See the madness in our eyes!

[Chorus]
Crunching wood, we're sinking fast,
This bloody ship ain't gonna last!
Grab the chest and make it quick,
This rotten tub is gonna sink!

[Verse 3]
Here it stands, the ancient chest,
Iron lock and heavy chain,
Final step of our desperate quest,
Standing in the ocean rain!

[Pre-Chorus]
Gold and jewels, kings' delight,
Riches buried out of sight,
All the legends must be true,
After all we've been through!
(YARRR!)

[Chorus]
Crunching wood, we're sinking fast,
This bloody ship ain't gonna last!
Grab the chest and run like hell,
Ring the heavy metal bell!

[Bridge]
"Ha! Smashed it open, boys! Show me the gold!"
"Wait... What is this?.... A carved wooden bath ducky?!"
"Three hundred years of unpaid parking tickets for Tortuga harbour?!"
"And... a recipe for... LOBSTER SOUP?!"
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
"This recipe is deeply offensive!"

[Verse 4]
Drag the chest through sand and foam,
Sell the relic for some pay!
Ship is gone, completely dead,
Termites ate the ship away!
No more wooden floating home,
Just Swiss cheese upon the tide,
Build a bloody raft instead,
And let the ocean be our guide!

[Chorus]
No more ship, no more mast,
That Swiss cheese bastard breathed its last!
Build a raft or we get stuck,
Looks like we're fresh out of luck!

[Outro]
"Push off on this raft of scrap, you lazy scallywags!"
"Hey! Don't leave the wooden duck behind, it floats way better than the ship did!"
"Next time you're home, Jones, you're gonna pay for this!!"
"I'll turn your squid-face into calamari rings!"

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[Verse 1] Timber crunching under feet, Sawdust in the ocean breeze, Cursed termites eat our fleet, Bringing cap'n to his knees! We need gold to buy a ship, Something new to cross the sea, Davy's chest will fund this trip, Set us rich and set us free! [Chorus] Crunching wood, we're sinking fast, This bloody ship ain't gonna last! Every plank with holes and dust, Sinking ship of Swiss cheese class! [Verse 2] Jones skipped town and ran away, But left his guards to hold the gate! Barnacle monsters in array, Fighting us to seal our fate! Cutlasses and anchor chains, Cap'n DarthLobster swings his blade! Smashing bones through ocean rains, Guardians in dust are laid! [Pre-Chorus] (Yo-ho! The guards are dead!) Clear the way and push ahead! (Yo-ho! We take the prize!) See the madness in our eyes! [Chorus] Crunching wood, we're sinking fast, This bloody ship ain't gonna last! Grab the chest and make it quick, This rotten tub is gonna sink! [Verse 3] Here it stands, the ancient chest, Iron lock and heavy chain, Final step of our desperate quest, Standing in the ocean rain! [Pre-Chorus] Gold and jewels, kings' delight, Riches buried out of sight, All the legends must be true, After all we've been through! (YARRR!) [Chorus] Crunching wood, we're sinking fast, This bloody ship ain't gonna last! Grab the chest and run like hell, Ring the heavy metal bell! [Bridge] "Ha! Smashed it open, boys! Show me the gold!" "Wait... What is this?.... A carved wooden bath ducky?!" "Three hundred years of unpaid parking tickets for Tortuga harbour?!" "And... a recipe for... LOBSTER SOUP?!" "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" "This recipe is deeply offensive!" [Verse 4] Drag the chest through sand and foam, Sell the relic for some pay! Ship is gone, completely dead, Termites ate the ship away! No more wooden floating home, Just Swiss cheese upon the tide, Build a bloody raft instead, And let the ocean be our guide! [Chorus] No more ship, no more mast, That Swiss cheese bastard breathed its last! Build a raft or we get stuck, Looks like we're fresh out of luck! [Outro] "Push off on this raft of scrap, you lazy scallywags!" "Hey! Don't leave the wooden duck behind, it floats way better than the ship did!" "Next time you're home, Jones, you're gonna pay for this!!" "I'll turn your squid-face into calamari rings!"

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