Death by Desire" [Verse 1] I fell in battle, not by blade No axe or spear or warpath raid My doom was soft, my doom was warm A dangerous and lovely storm No shield could save me, no chainmail From velvet thighs and honeyed spell I charged ahead, no fear, no doubt Till Odin’s ravens pulled me out [Pre-Chorus] They said, “How did you meet your end?” I said, “With honor… and a friend.” [Chorus] Take me to Valhalla, open the gate I didn’t die weak, I died too brave Not in war, not in flame But in the arms of sweet danger’s name Sing it loud in the hall tonight He fell in pleasure, not in fight Raise your horns and laugh at fate I rode desire straight to Valhalla’s gate [Verse 2] The Valkyries just shook their heads “Another hero, overly led” One said, “You’re bold, but not too wise” Another said, “Nice way to die.” My saga’s carved in golden stone Not slain by foe, but overthrown By love so fierce, by fate so cruel A warrior lost by breaking rule [Chorus] Take me to Valhalla, hear my cry I went out laughing, not asking why Not by sword, not by hate But by a kiss I couldn’t escape Skalds will sing of how I fell Not in hell, but passion’s spell Raise your horns and laugh at fate I rode desire straight to Valhalla’s gate [Bridge] Odin said, “You fought your war Just not the one we planned for” Thor just laughed and poured the mead “Son… that’s still a death of need.” [Final Chorus] Take me to Valhalla, seat me high Among the fools who dared to try Not all legends swing a blade Some are lost to love’s crusade When they ask how my saga ends Say under her thighs with a grin
