[Verse 1] Woke up late, tripped on a shoe Cold toast, burnt coffee too The sink was full, the mail was junk Then I smelled that awful funk My shirt's inside out again Got a flat tire in the rain Lost my keys in the couch And the day just went south [Pre-Chorus] Oh, it’s one of those days Keep your head up, babe But the stink just stays And it won’t behave [Chorus] Stinky diaper, stinky diaper What a shitty day Stinky diaper, stinky diaper Can’t wash it away I’m a mess, I’m a wreck Yeah, I said it, okay Stinky diaper, stinky diaper Get me out this way (out this way) [Verse 2] Boss texted me at nine Said, “Need that thing” in no time I dropped the phone in the foam Couldn’t get a ride home Dog ran off with my lunch Now I’m chewing anger and crunch Laughing just to stay sane But the stink keeps calling my name [Pre-Chorus] Oh, it’s one of those days Keep your head up, babe But the stink just stays And it won’t behave [Chorus] Stinky diaper, stinky diaper What a shitty day Stinky diaper, stinky diaper Can’t wash it away I’m a mess, I’m a wreck Yeah, I said it, okay Stinky diaper, stinky diaper Get me out this way (out this way) [Bridge] Maybe I’ll reset, maybe I’ll breathe Maybe tomorrow’s kinder to me But right now I’m cooked, right now I’m fried Just let me crawl to the other side [Final Chorus] Stinky diaper, stinky diaper What a shitty day Stinky diaper, stinky diaper Can’t wash it away I’m a mess, I’m a wreck Yeah, I said it, okay Stinky diaper, stinky diaper Still I made it through today (through today)
