[Brief intro] [Chorus] Nothing is important Nothing else matters When you're stuck on the shitter With the green apple splatters [Verse] I didn't eat Taco Bell So why does my rectum hurt like hell I didn't eat anything fried So why does it smell like I'm rotting inside [Chorus] Nothing is important Nothing else matters When you're stuck on the shitter With the green apple splatters [Verse] I only have allergies To the things that make me sneeze No food sensitivity To lock me in captivity [Chorus] Nothing is important Nothing else matters When you're stuck on the shitter With the green apple splatters [guitar solo] [Bridge] I'm not lactose intolerant Why is my colon such a cunt I'm on no medication That would put me in this situation [Verse] Maybe it's food poisoning Causing all this toileting As I blast into the bowl I scream in pain from a bad case Of cinnamon toothpick asshole [Chorus] Nothing is important Nothing else matters When you're stuck on the shitter With the green apple splatters Nothing is important Nothing else matters When you're stuck on the shitter With the green apple splatters [End]
