“SPOREZ IN DA WIND”

[Intro — spoken by the ork frontman] Oi! Pilot sez dere’s a planet down dere. Fresh ground. No orks. No noise. We'z gonna fix dat. [Verse 1] We landz wit’ a bash, crater full o’ smoke, Da soil cracks wide, dis world’s a joke. No fungi anywhere, no spores in da air, Time ta change da ecosystem—ORKEY STYLE, YEH WE DARE! [Chorus — screamed with crowd chanting] SPREAD DEM SPOREZ! STOMP DEM FLOORZ! GROWIN’ GREEN FUNGUS EVERYWERE WE ROAR! LOUD IS LAW, WAR IS SCORE! GROW A WAAAGH WIT EACH AND EVERY SPORE! [Verse 2] Da ground’s too quiet, da sky too clean, Time ta make it proper—fungal and mean. Bass drop so hard, crack da bedrock in two, Green shootz rise up, da world turns ORKY hue. [Bridge — whisper-growl, slow build] Da sporez take root... Da ground starts mutatin’... Dis place is gonna get LOUD real fast. [Guitar + Squig-bass solo: chaotic and thick, sounds like giant insects crawling on metal] [Final Chorus — even louder, with extra goblin howls] SPREAD DEM SPOREZ! STOMP DEM FLOORZ! TURN DA PLANET GREEN WIT EVERY ROAR! LOUD IS LIFE, LIFE IS NOIZE! ONE PLANET DOWN, NOW GET DA NEXT ONE, BOYZ! [Outro — ork whisper] Ssshhh... Yer hear dat? Dat’s new orks growin’... And dey already want da volume up.