[Intro, spoken] "Hey, it's mail day today! Yaaaay! Let's see what's in the P.O. Box..." "Uh, /what/... A three-dollar check from P.N.C. Bank." "You've got to be kidding me..." [Verse 1] Do you honestly believe I'm cheap? Are you serious to try to bait me? Must be nice to have endless paper, Just to send any whatever. You fail to be consoling. That's why you've picked the word "boring," To associate with your chain's brand. Don't give a damn on what happened. You foolishly deem me an idiot, Desperately wanting you in my life again. When you made the choice to send this check, Did you use just one brain cell? What the /heck/? It's such a waste of printed paper. You could have sent a dirty diaper, Implying on how much you stink. You goons act, and don't think. [Pre-Chorus] Dunning Krueger projections No self-examinations I'm here, shaking my head, Over this ridiculous situation. [Chorus] You can't change the past. Can't reverse your acts. You do your customers dirty. Just stop and leave us be. If you lack any integrity, You clearly have no dignity. So, let's face the fact, P.N.C. is whack/. [brief instrumental; wah-wah guitar] [Verse 2] Are you just sour, Losing business by hour? You're begging me to trust you, After all I've seen you do? I'm not sorry I left. Even after the theft, Of a large sum in my account. This stressed my mom and me out. It's /yourselves/ to blame. Shady actions bring shame. Don't take me for a fool. You deserve the ridicule! Do yourselves a favor. Improve on your behavior. Just forget, and move on This song is done. I'm goin'. [Pre-Chorus] Dunning Krueger projections No self-examinations I'm here, shaking my head, Over this ridiculous situation. [Chorus] You can't change the past. Can't reverse your acts. You do your customers dirty. Just stop and leave us be. If you lack any integrity, You clearly have no dignity. So, let's face the fact, P.N.C. is whack/. [instrumental break] [Outro, spoken] "You're just one reason why I despise loony banking business..." "If you had any souls, you'd give back what you stole. No hassle..." "I have no regrets, or stress over you clowns. I've got enough going on..." "Still, I can't help but laugh over the crazy stupid."
