(Verse 1) Woke up this morning, eyes all red and itchy, Nose like a faucet, feelin' kinda twitchy. Reached for my bottle, popped one in my mouth, Now I'm hooked on this rush, can't live without! (Chorus) Oh, I'm addicted to the pill, it's got me in its grip, Can't stop the thrill, it's a non-stop trip! But wait a sec, hold on to your hat, It's allergy medicine, imagine that! Sneeze no more, baby, I'm rockin' clear, Pollen's my enemy, but I got no fear! (Verse 2) Friends say I'm trippin', actin' all obsessed, Stash in my pocket, always feelin' blessed. One little tablet turns the world around, No more watery eyes, I'm glory bound! But doc says it's safe, no rehab for me, Just hay fever blues in a rockin' key. (Chorus) Oh, I'm addicted to the pill, it's got me in its grip, Can't stop the thrill, it's a non-stop trip! But wait a sec, hold on to your hat, It's allergy medicine, imagine that! Sneeze no more, baby, I'm rollin' high, On antihistamines, touchin' the sky! (Verse 3) Midnight cravings, sneakin' to the drawer, Pop another dose, beggin' for more. Dust mites dancin', mold in the air, But with my fix, I just don't care. It's a quirky vice, this seasonal thrill, Chasin' relief with every pill! (Bridge) Thought I was a junkie, chasin' that high, But it's just Benadryl makin' me fly. No needles, no dealers, just over-the-counter bliss, Who knew salvation came in a blister like this? Ragweed rebellion, I'm fightin' the fight, With my quirky habit, all day and night! (Outro) So if you see me poppin', don't call the cops, It's just my allergies makin' me hop. Addicted to the pill, yeah, that's my jam, Rock and roll sneezin', ain't life grand? (Yeah! Fade out with a wild guitar solo...)
