[INTRO — SPOKEN] Ayo, hold up— Who moved my sock?! Nah, seriously… I had TWO! Now I got one looking stupid! (Where the other one at?! 😂) AYO! [VERSE 1] Look, I tore this room apart, don’t play with me, Checked under that chair like, “Where could it be?” Behind the washer—nothing, I checked that twice, Lifted up the rug like I’m working CSI. (Where you at?!) I opened every drawer, shook every bag, Looked in places where a sock should never have to land. One little footie really chose to disappear, Now I’m walking through the crib like, “Everybody get clear!” (Come on now!) I got one sock sitting there looking confused, Like, “Girl, I know you ain’t about to leave me loose!” Nah, we had a whole situation, pair on pair, Now somebody in this house gotta tell me where! [PRE-CHORUS] I searched high, searched low, Checked the spots nobody goes, Behind the chair, beside the door, Looked underneath the dresser on the floor! (Uh-huh!) I ain’t asking for a miracle, I just want what belongs to me! Somebody tell that sock— COME HOME IMMEDIATELY! [CHORUS] Bring my sock back! (Bring it back!) Where you think you going?! (Get back!) I need both feet matching, Don’t make me come looking! (Oh, you playing?!) Bring my sock back! (I know you hear me!) Stop hiding from me! (Where you at?!) I checked every corner, Now this getting suspicious! BRING. MY. SOCK. BACK! [VERSE 2] Maybe it slipped in the laundry, undercover, Maybe it rolled somewhere hiding from its brother. Maybe it got trapped underneath the machine, Living its best life like it joined the routine. (Child, please!) I checked the hallway, checked the bedroom floor, Checked behind the hamper, then I checked some more. I’m talking full investigation, flashlight in hand, One missing sock got me running command! (Everybody freeze!) Don’t tell me it disappeared in thin air, I KNOW I washed you—so you better still be here! You was on my foot, now you gone without a trace, Got me interrogating furniture all over the place! (Look at this mess!) [RAP BREAK — HARD & SILLY] Ayo, hold up—wait, let me talk my talk, I been searching this crib like a detective on the block! Checked left, checked right, checked under that chair, Looked behind the washer—AIN’T NOTHING THERE! (WHAT?!) I shook the basket, flipped the towel, Opened every drawer like, “Sock, come out now!” One went missing, now I’m losing my mind, Had me looking through the hamper for the hundredth time! (AGAIN?!) Yo, little sock, you better stop playing hide-and-seek, You been gone so long, I forgot what you look like, sheesh! I got one on my foot looking lonely and sad, Walking through the house like, “Where my other half at?” (WHERE HE AT?!) Behind the sofa? NOPE! Under the bed? NOPE! Inside my hoodie? WAIT—DON’T TELL ME! I found receipts, a hair tie, and a whole lotta dust, But that little sneaky sock still refusing to bust! (COME OUT!) I’m talking to the furniture—“Y’all better confess!” Chair looking innocent, but I’m feeling the stress! Washer sitting quiet like it don’t know a thing, I said, “Listen here, machine—WHERE’S MY SOCK?!” (😂 NAH!) One sock in the drawer like, “Girl, where’s my twin?” I said, “Don’t ask me—I’m trying to find him!” Whole house on alert, everybody gotta look, If I find that sock hiding, IT BETTER GET IN THE DRAWER! (GOTCHA!) [BEAT CUT — SPOKEN] Wait… Wait… I SEE SOMETHING! … Never mind. That’s a tissue. 😭 “Man, forget this!” [BRIDGE] I don’t want no trouble, I don’t want no fight, I just want my little sock Before I call it a night! If you see it by the couch, If you see it by the door, Pick it up and bring it here— I ain’t searching anymore! (Please!) [FINAL RAP — FAST] Sock gone left, sock gone right, Had me searching all morning, half the night! Behind the washer, underneath the seat, I even checked the place where I keep my sheets! (WHY?!) Little cotton criminal, come back home, You got me walking through the house with my phone flashlight on! I don’t need drama, I don’t need no fuss, I just need my SOCK— NOW HAND IT OVER TO US! (AYE!) Bring it back! (BRING IT!) Bring it here! (WHERE?!) I know you somewhere laughing, But your hiding days are CLEAR! (COME ON!) [FINAL CHORUS] Bring my sock back! (BACK! BACK!) I know you somewhere near! (COME HERE!) I’m not going to bed With one cold foot this year! (Nope!) Bring my sock back! (WHERE YOU AT?!) Stop playing these games! (I’M SERIOUS!) One sock went missing— Now the whole house catching blame! (Everybody looking!) [OUTRO — SPOKEN] Ayo… I found the matching sock. … IT WAS IN THE SLEEVE OF MY HOODIE?! 😂😂😂 Nahhhh… I’m done.
