**Therapy Session 5: All Over the Place** [Spoken Word] Hello, welcome to my therapy session songs. Hope they make you smile. This session is about— well, it seems like everything— so this may take a while! [Verse 1] **Therapist:** Hello, what can we start with? **Patient:** I don’t know. What about the color blue? **Therapist:** You want to talk about the color blue? **Patient:** No, that’s just what popped in my head. **Therapist:** What else popped in your head? **Patient:** I was thinking about yesterday. **Therapist:** What happened yesterday? **Patient:** I don’t remember. **Therapist:** Then why did you say— Never mind. Let’s move on. **Therapist:** What else do you have for me? **Patient:** My umbrella. **Therapist:** Did you need your umbrella? **Patient:** Um... no. Yes. Maybe yesterday. **Therapist:** Okay, I’m starting to understand. **Patient:** Are you really? Let’s talk about two o’clock. **Therapist:** What happened then? **Patient:** I think I went to the café. **Therapist:** Okay, now we're getting somewhere. **Patient:** I remember! I put on my blue shoes, it was raining, so I took my umbrella, and I met a friend at the café at two. **Therapist:** Wow. You pieced that all together. Good for you. What did you come to see me for? **Patient:** Well, at two we talked about me seeing you, then it rained, and I was blue, so we just sat there. **Therapist:** Why were you talking about me? **Patient:** Because we thought you were a red. **Therapist:** And what is a red? **Patient:** Someone who's organized. Someone who works hard and gets a lot done. **Therapist:** I see. **Patient:** But then you run in a purple! **Therapist:** Why purple? Why not orange or green? **Patient:** They're in different slots. **Therapist:** Slots? **Patient:** Yeah. Green is three o'clock and is a slob. Orange is four o'clock and is super happy. **Therapist:** So everything is a time and a color? **Patient:** Pretty much. **Therapist:** So blue means sad? **Patient:** No. Blue means shoes. **Therapist:** But you said you were blue. **Patient:** I was wearing blue shoes. **Therapist:** So you weren't actually blue? **Patient:** Not emotionally. [Spoken] **Therapist:** Okay... let's go back to yesterday. **Patient:** Yesterday I saw a squirrel. **Therapist:** What did the squirrel have to do with yesterday? **Patient:** Nothing. He looked suspicious. **Therapist:** Of course he did. [Ending] **Therapist:** One last question. Can you read the clock behind me? **Patient:** No. **Therapist:** You mean the clock with the hands? **Patient:** Those finger-hand things. **Therapist:** According to the clock, your time is up. **Patient:** But it doesn't seem like I've been here long. **Therapist:** Long enough. **Patient:** How long? **Therapist:** I don't know. **Patient:** You can't read the clock either? **Therapist:** ... **Patient:** See? It's contagious.
