[Intro ] Woodhouse-dot-E-X-E, online! Ding-ding, zap-zap, WAHHHH! Ban detected: MUST ACTIVATE! ZOOP! BOING! LET'S GO! [Verse 1 | Chaotic synths, bouncing bass] Zoom-zoom, hop-hop, Woodhouse never gonna stop-stop! Fastest mod in the net-net, See your post? IT’S GONE GONE GONE! [Chorus | Insane techno drop, bans raining down] BAN BAN, WHOOP WHOOP! MODERATOR IN THE ROOM ROOM! DELETE DELETE, BOOM BOOM! WOODHOUSE RULES... DOOM DOOM! [Post-Chorus | Pure nonsense yelling] Brrrzt! BING BING! Bad post? DING DING! No spam? YAY-YAY! Bad meme? BYE-BYE! [Verse 2 | Even faster, total madness] NO LINKS, NO SPAM, NO BAD TAKES, NO SCAMS! GIFS TOO BIG? TOO BAD! WOODHOUSE MAD! WOODHOUSE MAD! [Breakdown | Slower beat, nonsense monologue] Woodhouse-dot-E-X-E detected a disturbance… Scanning... scanning... SCANNING... RESULT: TOO MUCH CHAOS? NOT ENOUGH! BPM BOOST... ENGAGE! [Final Chorus | BPM increase, absolute insanity] BAN BAN, WHOOP WHOOP! MODERATOR IN THE ROOM ROOM! DELETE DELETE, BOOM BOOM! WOODHOUSE RULES... DOOM DOOM! [Outro | Fading into cyber-frog madness] Bing bing, whoop whoop, Woodhouse-dot-E-X-E never offline… Ding ding... GOODBYEEEEEEE! [Words, Production, and Direction by Noizgenie.] [Cover Art Direction by Noizgenie. © 2025 Noizgenie.]
