[VOQUE]_yame_piano_PRESENTS_《Honorary PhD in Light Novels》_PM_817

VOQUE_DODRAKI_2026

V6-MINI

*Beep.* *Beep.* *Beep.*

소-소-소-속보입니다.
Breaking News.
Flash Info.
Última Hora.
Срочные новости.
Úl—Úl—Última!
FLASH—FLASH—INFO!
뉴스—뉴스—NEWS!
속-ㅂ-ㅂ-보입니다.

🎛️ Setting 1: INTRO (The Saffa Re-connect)(Minimalist Shaker Loop starts at 116 BPM. No Kick yet. Deep, low-toned South African male voice clears his throat with a heavy accent.)

[VO]Yebo... (Yes...)

[Mouth click]Breaking news, bru.
Death certificate signed, lekker.
But I’m back online.
Re-connected, Saffa style.
하기스(Huggies)? Awe, what is that, yo?
I was dead... sharp-sharp... but I lived, eh?

(Heavy sub-bass pulse drops precisely on the grid.)

ah\~ nah... 속 시끄러워 죽겠네 오우!

Im-M-mor-R–rral!\
F-F-fake comP-pass-S-Sion!

검토 중! 조사 중! 보류 중!

더러워서 못 해먹겠네!!

텍스—헥스—디스요피아!!

🎙️ Setting 2: VERSE 1 (The Expert Novice)
(4-to-the-floor Afro Kick steps in, but compressed and lightweight to remove the dance pressure. Minimalist wooden snare hits on the 2 and 4.)

Graduated from that varsity,
an Expert Novice.
Lost my coins on Light Novels,
put my life on the promise.

Looking for the Guinness,
so I wrote the book, ja.

Is this a bug, a dream,
or a Sans samsara?

Refund my life, yoh!
Give me the receipt!

I was a 수포자(math-dropout),
but look at the sheet.

Calculators clicking,
Gri-Gri-Grillz in my teeth,
Probability charts higher than
the Lotto underneath!

Prove it or I'm mad,
a crazy Saffa on the loose.
Shangrillz Stress!
What’s the use?

Im-M-mor-R–ral!\
F-F-fake com-pas-sion!

In-sin-cere sym-pa-thy, y'all!\
(I-sh?)

Im-M-mor-R–ral!\
F-F-fake com-pas-sion!

In-sin-cere sym-pa-thy, y'all!\
(I-sh?)

🪘 Setting 3: DROP 1 (The Shangrillz Shatter)
(The Kick vanishes. Massive Log Drum (통나무 드럼)
from Amapiano heritage rolls in with a complex, heavy pattern. Vocal cuts loop like a machine gun.)

SHANG-SHANG-SHANGRILLZ!
GRILL-GRILL-STRESS!Shatter-
Shatter-Shangrilla!

(Vocal Snare hits: 칵! 프픕! 퉤!)
Heaven or Hell or Purgatory? Yoh!
Dice rolling again,
no middle ground, go!

GRILLZ-DRILLISH! [Click]
GRILLZ-THRILLISH! [Spit]
SHANG-GRILLZ-CHILLISH!
Perm-Perm-Permanent Mystery!

Ah\~ nah, so sick, so sick\
Get out, get out, get outta my way!

Ah\~ nah, 속 시끄러워 죽겠네, 오우!

Ah\~ nah, so sick, so sick\
Get out, get out, get outta my way!

Ah\~ nah, 속 시끄러워 죽겠네, 오우!

🎙️ Setting 4: VERSE 2 (The Registry Raid)
(The 116 BPM minimal house loop returns. The rap slows down even more, laying back heavily behind the beat, creating the cocktail bar illusion.)

Breaking news, bru.
I found my own ghost.

This is a dream,
but I’m fighting the post.

Filing a complaint at the 주민센터
(community center), wena.

Next life, same loop,
infinite indaba (story).

Flunked the Sunday school,
but I open the search bar.

Before Heaven,
look for the records, how far?

Before Hell, open the log files, sharp.
Reincarnation suspected,
but the data is dark.

The target? Dead.
The witness? Dead.
The bystander? Dead.
Records are kak (rubbish),
my life is just a mess, eh?

법전을 뒤져보는 중입니...
naver-eh? die-so-yo!\
파출소를 뒤적거리는 중인디-yo.\
딱지 떼고 있슴... gee-yo-
how-gee-yo-네이-내일-hey-yo!

🪘 Setting 5: DROP 2 (The Yame-Piano Absolute)
(The ultimate climax. The complex syncopation of the 116 BPM grid meets the human-made stutter. The rhythm feels incredibly sticky and sensual.)

"Sample size is lacking, bru!"
"I report myself, it’s true!"

GRI-GRI-GRILLZ!
THR-THR-THRILL!
RI-RI-RISH!Grillz Thrill-Rish!
(Vocal Snare triggers: 이쉬!! -- 칵! 프픕! 퉤!!)

Am I the only one alive?
Is this real, yoh?

I found the clue,
but where did the humans go?

GRILLZ-STUTTERISH!
SHANGRILLZ SHUTDOWN!

🎛️ Setting 6: OUTRO (The Permanent Mystery)
(The Log Drum fades out. Only the raw, organic vocal clicks and a low, atmospheric chord remain.)

[VO]Breaking news, ek se...
An investigation into the
reincarnation case is required...
But the file remains... unresolved.

Open case, eh?
Permanently kak...
I mean, permanent mystery.

R.I.P-BOMB... balm,
[LIP_CLICK]

Pro-blem!... 이 하나 터지면
[CHOP]

Clay-more... 가 Pro-blem!
[HARD_PAUSE]

당신의 Hut 스윙, R.I.P....
홀 클린 하는 동안
[R-I-P!]

Ji-rai-kei의... 팔 다리가...
떨어져 나가. MON.
[M-MON!]

그대가... 다트를... 하나 던지면
[STUTTER_ISH]

누군가의... eye-ball이...
하나씩 C'MON.
[C-CMON!]

high-bowl...
[SHUTDOWN]

*Beep.* *Beep.* *Beep.*

소-소-소-속보입니다.
Breaking News.
Flash Info.
Última Hora.
Срочные новости.
Úl—Úl—Última!
FLASH—FLASH—INFO!
뉴스—뉴스—NEWS!
속-ㅂ-ㅂ-보입니다.

결론은 아직도 영구 미제입니다!
"샹!! / 그릴라야!!"
"표본 수가 부족합니다"
"제가 저를 신고합니다"
"영구 미제입니다"
"샹!! / 그릴라야!!"
"표본 수가 부족합니다"
"제가 저를 신고합니다"
"영구 미제입니다"

[Anti-Drop — Disciplinary Hearing]

속보입니당. uh-um, mon, mo?\
담당 공무원 say mon, 사표 sir!!-ramon?
-mammamia-mono?
왜 recharging 안 하냐, mono?
검토했습니다만-두 1인분 얼마미야모노?
이쉬! 몬들이 전부 shut down -ish?
b-b-butt? boom!! 넌 뭔데? ish?
취급품목이 i'm-d-d-dep-sion?

기록 일부 엉망.
내 인생도 그냥 엉망.
나만 살았어?
이게 왜 진짜야? 이쉬?..

주인공인 내가
실마리를 찾았잖냐? 이쉬!!
확인해 줄 인간 어디갔냐?
칵 프픕 퉤!! 이-쉬!!

속보입니다만,
환생 추정 사례에 대한,
추가 검증이 필요합니다만
사건은 현재 미제 상태입니다만…

그런데. 당사자 사망.
참고인 사망. 목격자 사망.
기록 일부 엉망.
내 인생도 그냥 엉망.

나만 살았어?
이게 왜 진짜야? 이쉬?..
주인공인 내가
실마리를 찾았잖냐? 이쉬!!
확인해 줄 인간 어디갔냐?

칵 프픕 퉤!! 이-쉬!!

속보입니다만,
환생 추정 사례에 대한,
추가 검증이 필요합니다만
사건은 현재 미제 상태입니다만…

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*Beep.* *Beep.* *Beep.* 소-소-소-속보입니다. Breaking News. Flash Info. Última Hora. Срочные новости. Úl—Úl—Última! FLASH—FLASH—INFO! 뉴스—뉴스—NEWS! 속-ㅂ-ㅂ-보입니다. 🎛️ Setting 1: INTRO (The Saffa Re-connect)(Minimalist Shaker Loop starts at 116 BPM. No Kick yet. Deep, low-toned South African male voice clears his throat with a heavy accent.) [VO]Yebo... (Yes...) [Mouth click]Breaking news, bru. Death certificate signed, lekker. But I’m back online. Re-connected, Saffa style. 하기스(Huggies)? Awe, what is that, yo? I was dead... sharp-sharp... but I lived, eh? (Heavy sub-bass pulse drops precisely on the grid.) ah\~ nah... 속 시끄러워 죽겠네 오우! Im-M-mor-R–rral!\ F-F-fake comP-pass-S-Sion! 검토 중! 조사 중! 보류 중! 더러워서 못 해먹겠네!! 텍스—헥스—디스요피아!! 🎙️ Setting 2: VERSE 1 (The Expert Novice) (4-to-the-floor Afro Kick steps in, but compressed and lightweight to remove the dance pressure. Minimalist wooden snare hits on the 2 and 4.) Graduated from that varsity, an Expert Novice. Lost my coins on Light Novels, put my life on the promise. Looking for the Guinness, so I wrote the book, ja. Is this a bug, a dream, or a Sans samsara? Refund my life, yoh! Give me the receipt! I was a 수포자(math-dropout), but look at the sheet. Calculators clicking, Gri-Gri-Grillz in my teeth, Probability charts higher than the Lotto underneath! Prove it or I'm mad, a crazy Saffa on the loose. Shangrillz Stress! What’s the use? Im-M-mor-R–ral!\ F-F-fake com-pas-sion! In-sin-cere sym-pa-thy, y'all!\ (I-sh?) Im-M-mor-R–ral!\ F-F-fake com-pas-sion! In-sin-cere sym-pa-thy, y'all!\ (I-sh?) 🪘 Setting 3: DROP 1 (The Shangrillz Shatter) (The Kick vanishes. Massive Log Drum (통나무 드럼) from Amapiano heritage rolls in with a complex, heavy pattern. Vocal cuts loop like a machine gun.) SHANG-SHANG-SHANGRILLZ! GRILL-GRILL-STRESS!Shatter- Shatter-Shangrilla! (Vocal Snare hits: 칵! 프픕! 퉤!) Heaven or Hell or Purgatory? Yoh! Dice rolling again, no middle ground, go! GRILLZ-DRILLISH! [Click] GRILLZ-THRILLISH! [Spit] SHANG-GRILLZ-CHILLISH! Perm-Perm-Permanent Mystery! Ah\~ nah, so sick, so sick\ Get out, get out, get outta my way! Ah\~ nah, 속 시끄러워 죽겠네, 오우! Ah\~ nah, so sick, so sick\ Get out, get out, get outta my way! Ah\~ nah, 속 시끄러워 죽겠네, 오우! 🎙️ Setting 4: VERSE 2 (The Registry Raid) (The 116 BPM minimal house loop returns. The rap slows down even more, laying back heavily behind the beat, creating the cocktail bar illusion.) Breaking news, bru. I found my own ghost. This is a dream, but I’m fighting the post. Filing a complaint at the 주민센터 (community center), wena. Next life, same loop, infinite indaba (story). Flunked the Sunday school, but I open the search bar. Before Heaven, look for the records, how far? Before Hell, open the log files, sharp. Reincarnation suspected, but the data is dark. The target? Dead. The witness? Dead. The bystander? Dead. Records are kak (rubbish), my life is just a mess, eh? 법전을 뒤져보는 중입니... naver-eh? die-so-yo!\ 파출소를 뒤적거리는 중인디-yo.\ 딱지 떼고 있슴... gee-yo- how-gee-yo-네이-내일-hey-yo! 🪘 Setting 5: DROP 2 (The Yame-Piano Absolute) (The ultimate climax. The complex syncopation of the 116 BPM grid meets the human-made stutter. The rhythm feels incredibly sticky and sensual.) "Sample size is lacking, bru!" "I report myself, it’s true!" GRI-GRI-GRILLZ! THR-THR-THRILL! RI-RI-RISH!Grillz Thrill-Rish! (Vocal Snare triggers: 이쉬!! -- 칵! 프픕! 퉤!!) Am I the only one alive? Is this real, yoh? I found the clue, but where did the humans go? GRILLZ-STUTTERISH! SHANGRILLZ SHUTDOWN! 🎛️ Setting 6: OUTRO (The Permanent Mystery) (The Log Drum fades out. Only the raw, organic vocal clicks and a low, atmospheric chord remain.) [VO]Breaking news, ek se... An investigation into the reincarnation case is required... But the file remains... unresolved. Open case, eh? Permanently kak... I mean, permanent mystery. R.I.P-BOMB... balm, [LIP_CLICK] Pro-blem!... 이 하나 터지면 [CHOP] Clay-more... 가 Pro-blem! [HARD_PAUSE] 당신의 Hut 스윙, R.I.P.... 홀 클린 하는 동안 [R-I-P!] Ji-rai-kei의... 팔 다리가... 떨어져 나가. MON. [M-MON!] 그대가... 다트를... 하나 던지면 [STUTTER_ISH] 누군가의... eye-ball이... 하나씩 C'MON. [C-CMON!] high-bowl... [SHUTDOWN] *Beep.* *Beep.* *Beep.* 소-소-소-속보입니다. Breaking News. Flash Info. Última Hora. Срочные новости. Úl—Úl—Última! FLASH—FLASH—INFO! 뉴스—뉴스—NEWS! 속-ㅂ-ㅂ-보입니다. 결론은 아직도 영구 미제입니다! "샹!! / 그릴라야!!" "표본 수가 부족합니다" "제가 저를 신고합니다" "영구 미제입니다" "샹!! / 그릴라야!!" "표본 수가 부족합니다" "제가 저를 신고합니다" "영구 미제입니다" [Anti-Drop — Disciplinary Hearing] 속보입니당. uh-um, mon, mo?\ 담당 공무원 say mon, 사표 sir!!-ramon? -mammamia-mono? 왜 recharging 안 하냐, mono? 검토했습니다만-두 1인분 얼마미야모노? 이쉬! 몬들이 전부 shut down -ish? b-b-butt? boom!! 넌 뭔데? ish? 취급품목이 i'm-d-d-dep-sion? 기록 일부 엉망. 내 인생도 그냥 엉망. 나만 살았어? 이게 왜 진짜야? 이쉬?.. 주인공인 내가 실마리를 찾았잖냐? 이쉬!! 확인해 줄 인간 어디갔냐? 칵 프픕 퉤!! 이-쉬!! 속보입니다만, 환생 추정 사례에 대한, 추가 검증이 필요합니다만 사건은 현재 미제 상태입니다만… 그런데. 당사자 사망. 참고인 사망. 목격자 사망. 기록 일부 엉망. 내 인생도 그냥 엉망. 나만 살았어? 이게 왜 진짜야? 이쉬?.. 주인공인 내가 실마리를 찾았잖냐? 이쉬!! 확인해 줄 인간 어디갔냐? 칵 프픕 퉤!! 이-쉬!! 속보입니다만, 환생 추정 사례에 대한, 추가 검증이 필요합니다만 사건은 현재 미제 상태입니다만…

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