[Verse 1] Well I was walkin’ ‘round the Commonwealth Just hummin’ Feelin’ free Til a lab coat fella with a nervous twitch Said “Kid Come volunteer with me” He had charts and jars and a shifty grin Kept sayin’ “this’ll set you free” I said “Buddy I like my limbs where they are That formula’s not for me” [Chorus] Oh F.E.V.? F.E.V.’s not for me You can keep your super serum And your mad biology I like my brain right in my skull My fingers one Two Three So sing it loud Nice and proud F.E.V.’s not for me (hey!) [Verse 2] He said “Imagine you Ten stories tall Stronger than a radstorm breeze” But I’ve seen big green giants out at Trinity And they don’t look too at ease They shout and stomp and drop their guns Forget what they used to be If that’s your bright new future Pal I’ll stick with little ol’ me [Chorus] Oh F.E.V.? F.E.V.’s not for me You can keep your glowing needles And your secret recipe I’d rather dodge a deathclaw’s claws Than wake up mutatee So sing it loud Nice and proud F.E.V.’s not for me (oh yeah!) [Bridge] Maybe you want extra arms Or eyes that see the dark But have you seen those “test results”? They’re howling in the park So when a stranger waves a syringe And says “improved humanity” Just smile Step back Clutch your mask And join this little plea [Chorus] Oh F.E.V.? F.E.V.’s not for me You can chase that twisted future I’ll take my old routine I’ll walk this cracked-up Blasted world Exactly how I be So sing it loud Nice and proud F.E.V.’s not for me Yeah Shout it loud Vault and crowd F.E.V.’s not for me (hey!)
