[Intro: Spoken] Who says the candy run has an age limit? Grab your cape, your boots, your petitions—let’s go! [Verse 1] You’ve got a velvet vampire coat, I’ve got my glitter cape, We’re grown-ups with a candy route And excellent disguise taste. The neighbors crack the doorway, We give our sweetest grin, They say, “Aren’t you old for this?” We say, “We’re just beginning!” [Pre-Chorus] A little sugar, a little sass, A paper mask and a walking pass, If joy has a birthday, let it last— Come on, everybody, move it fast! [Chorus] Trick or treat, grown-up feet, Costume crew out on the street! Candy, laughter, no retreat— We’re never too old for trick or treat! Trick or treat, what a night, Witch hats, capes, and porch lights bright, Give us a chocolate, make it sweet— We’re never too old for trick or treat! [Verse 2] We dress like big-shot lawmakers, With petitions in a stack, “Please support our spooky cause!” We say with solemn acts. “Your cash will go to good use,” We promise, eyes sincere, Then round the corner: “Oops, we tricked you— Candy fund for next year!” [Pre-Chorus] A little sugar, a little sass, A paper mask and a walking pass, If joy has a birthday, let it last— Come on, everybody, move it fast! [Chorus] Trick or treat, grown-up feet, Costume crew out on the street! Candy, laughter, no retreat— We’re never too old for trick or treat! Trick or treat, what a night, Witch hats, capes, and porch lights bright, Give us a chocolate, make it sweet— We’re never too old for trick or treat! [Bridge] Tinder Treats in apple-red, Tempting snacks—but not to eat! Swipe right for a caramel, Swipe left, save me something sweet! Some come dressed as oddball pundits, Some as ghosts in Sunday shoes, Everybody gets a turn tonight— Pick a mask and choose your groove! [Break: Spoken] Petition says: more candy for adults! And one tiny line in the fine print… [Final Chorus] Trick or treat, grown-up feet, Costume crew out on the street! Candy, laughter, no retreat— We’re never too old for trick or treat! Trick or treat, what a night, Witch hats, capes, and porch lights bright, Give us a chocolate, make it sweet— We’re never too old for trick or treat! [Outro] We’re never too old, never too old, For a little Halloween mischief! Trick or treat!
