Yo mama is so musky, dusty, crusty, whole crib disgust-y, busted Ass crack reek, been a week, can't wash, can't reach, nasty asscheeck rusted Soap quit, towel wobble "fuck this", Febreze said "I'M DONE", nose got busted - MUSkY / DUSTY / CRUSTY / BUSTED Yo mama is so ugly, so fugly, so mugly, face so busted, so grubby Mirror cracked, Face ID locked, iPhone said "grumpy goblin" or stuff for Hufflepuff Dobby" No filter can fix that, no Makeup can touch that, Zugly tried, mind boglin, said "that's a buggy" - UGLY / FUGLY / MUGLY / GRUBBY Yo mama is so broke, got roaches for roommates, they pay rent, they coach, they encroach Roach on the toast, roach in the soap, roach coachin' her roasts like "LET'S POACH" Whole kitchen roach-approach, whole fridge roach-coast, they host, at the most, they won't go - BROKE / COACH / POACH / ENCROACH Yo mama is so dumb, so numb, so clueless, IQ like a crumb, so plum slumb Tried to do math, calculator said ", I'M lumb", brain buffering Trump, loading, still bumb Tried to spell "hunk", spelled "flunk llama", bitch u got that dump - DUMB / NUMB / CRUMB Yo mama is so greasy, sleazy, Parmazan cheesy, whole house queasy, Jeezy Fridge got mold on mold, breezy sticky, air sneasy, flies say "hm teasy, easy" Pan got crust from 2019, stove got grease disease, that shit uneasy - GREASY / SLEAZY / CHEESY / QUEASY Yo mama is so old, so mold, so sold, so prehistoric, so Jurassic old Dinosaurs send D***-pics to her, Bible got a chapter 'bout her, Moses told Birth certificate in Roman gold, wrinkles got bold, that skin fold - OLD / MOLD / COLD / FOLD Yo mama mouth so rank, breath so dank, teeth so stank, gums so swank - in the bad way Talk krank, whole room faint, the sewer sank, nein tanke, flies wank, damn that stank Toothbrush quit, toothpaste said "I CAN'T FIX THIS TANK", dentist said "I'M OUT" - RANK / DANK / BLANK / TANK Yo mama is so lazy, so crazy dazy, couch got her shape, engraved, daily Doesn't work, doesn't clean, doesn't move, drink daily, Baileys, and hate-me Remote got sweat rust, floor got Cheeto dust, TV got tired of her crush - LAZY / CRAZY / DAILY / HAZY Yo mama car so busted, rusted, muffler dusted, no brakes, just can t trust it escaped wheels, door window duct-taped, exhaust sound like "FUCK IT, we labeled" Uber cancelled, Lyft declined, even the tow truck said "NAH, I'M DISGUSTED" - BUSTED / RUSTED / DUSTED / DISGUSTED Yo mama is so cheap, so creep, whole hood got a free sweep, ten bucks a week corner legend, block veteran, every bum got a receipt, that rep deep night store got a punch card for her - 10 visits get one free - CHEAP / CREEP / SWEEP / DEEP Yo mama cooking so nasty, trashy, whole family fast-y, can't eat, past-y Chicken raw, rice crunchy, macaroni pasty, stomach said "PLEASE, DON'T BASH ME" Dog had a rash like Lassy, said : nah im classy", even the roaches said "THAT'S NASTY" - NASTY / TRASHY / PASTY / BASHY Yo mama is so offline, no online, WiFi flatline, can't Facetime Face ID fail, Touch ID fail, phone said "ERROR, TRY ANOTHER LIFETIME" Valentine Googled herself, Google said "u crossed a line, THAT FACE IS A CRIME" - OFFLINE / FLATLINE / LIFETIME / not fine And you? You a bum, you a crumb, mama's wallet your fund, basement your slum Talk big on in sun, little keyboard thug, in real life you run while i **** ur mum Mama raised a nun, raised a snitch, raised a bitch, now look what you become - BUM / CRUMB / SLUM / RUN / done Yo mama called me after I burried you, said "DAMN, FINALLY, now get me DONE, HUN" I said "You raised a low, raised a slow mo, I gotta go, pull out those fake teeth and blow me your show Yo mama s a hoe, chooses window over a door, bangs a banger on the floor when she screams for more - DONE / SON / WON / mum / gone peace
