[Intro] La-la-la-la La-la-la-la La-la-la-la La-la-la-la La-la-la-la La-la-la-la La-la-la-la La-la-la-la [Verse 1] My imaginary friend is a Muppet I'm just sayin' That's what's up Kid Don't you wish you had one like mine? Hey When it comes to friends I'm greedy I don't just have one Muppet I have two Muppets And I might have more Muppets Than that [Chorus] And they all got funny names I can't remember what they are But I know they're funny You wanna know what's funny? My Muppet friend's funny Don't you wish you had a Muppet friend like mine? [Verse 2] And he always wears a cape Because he is a superhero And he loves bananas And he also loves apple juice But the thing about my Muppet friend You never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Wanna call him a Fraggle [Chorus] He is not a Fraggle And he will lose his shit If you call him a Fraggle He'll start flailing his arms around And jumping up and down Screaming "I'm not a Fraggle" I don't even know what a Fraggle is But he's not one [Outro] So when you see him Be sure to tell him He's a Muppet
