My buddy Jimi and I Set out for a good time We went on down to the bar And chugged tequila chased with lime Drank some cold millers Love me a good Pilsner Yeah we drank til closing time Well when the bars closed Where would go? Oh good lord knows But we had to get moving down the line So we stumbled down the sidewalk Past a cop who didn’t mind Then what we saw Well us fools recall It was bout to be pissing time Oh pissing time at the orphanage! Those kids ran for their life! But Jimi and me Just had to pee On an orphan tonight! Yeah it just might be a sin, But I see it as an absolute win Oh yes Jimi and I gave orphans Some gold that night When we finished pissing The nuns looked at us in shock I said “don’t you worry, Sister!” “It was just yellow from my cock!” We turned to the east And hit the streets To piss on the hobos to end the night Oh pissing time at the orphanage! Those kids ran for their life! But Jimi and me Just had to pee On an orphan tonight! Yeah it just might be a sin, But I see it as an absolute win Oh yes Jimi and I gave orphans Some gold that night Yes pissing time at the orphanage! The just didn’t know what hit ‘em! When Jimi undid his pants And put some piss in ‘em Yeah we’ll probably go to hell But it will be just swell Oh cause Jimi and me Made yellow on orphans Tonight!
