Tony’s Key Ring

[Verse 1] Nobody knows how many keys hang from Tony’s legendary ring every worker tells a different story every time they try to explain that thing some say it’s only a handful some say it’s way too much but every week it somehow grows just from rumor and such [Chorus] Keys to everything or so the stories go every lock in this whole place Tony’s probably got them all Keys to everything you can hear them as they swing nobody knows what they unlock but everybody’s seen that ring [Verse 2] Gate keys and storage keys tool room and the loading dock some say there’s keys for old doors that nobody’s been able to unlock and every time somebody quits something strange is said to be their locker key just disappears and ends up on Tony’s key ring [Chorus] Keys to everything or so the stories go every lock in this whole place Tony’s probably got them all Keys to everything you can hear them as they swing nobody knows what they unlock but everybody’s seen that ring [Spoken Break] [Coworker 1] "Why does Tony have so many keys?" [Coworker 2] "Every time somebody leaves, their locker key shows up on his ring." [Coworker 1] "That doesn’t make sense." [Coworker 2] "Then explain why it keeps getting bigger every month." (long pause) [Coworker 1] "...I hate that I can't explain it." [Instrument Break] [Final Chorus] Keys to everything that’s what people say like every lock in this whole building answers to him anyway Keys to everything you can hear them as they swing and somewhere through the warehouse noise Tony’s just doing his thing [Outro] just another shift rolling by another rumor passing through and somewhere near the pallet stacks the keys are jingling through