I TELL U WHAT I WOULD LITERALLY TRADE MY ENTIRE FAMILY FOR ANOTHER SHOT AT HANNAH BUT NOT PSYCHO CORPORATE HANNAH I'M LIKE ORIGINAL HANNAH BEFORE THEY DID WHAT THEY DID TO HER WHEN CORY ISN'T CONNECTECD TO THEM AND HANNAH ISN'T CONNECTED TO THEM WE LITERALLY HAD WORLD PEACE FOR LIKE HOWEVER LONG THAT WAS ITS BECAUSE CORY AND HANNAH ARE GODS THIS IS THE ORIGINAL STORY BASICALLY THE PLOT OF HANCOCK CORY'S LIKE THIS FEELS LIKE HANCOCK AND SHE GOES OOOH CORY'S HANCOCK IS SO TASTY WHAT ABOUT THE BALLSACK WHAT ABOUT IT .... WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN IT MEANS HE KNOWS HE DOESN'T CARE HE LOVES HER WHAT EVEN IS THAT IT COULD BE A PRANK IT COULD BE A REAL THING IT COULD BE LOOSE SKIN HES STUCK ON THE BALLSACK HES GAY RIZZ SAID THAT RIZZ IS GOD? RIZZ IS HANNAH WHAT THE FUCK YEAH SISTER HOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS JARED IS PERSONA NON GRATA WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO JARED THAT WAS CORY OR WAS IT REMEMBER THE HUNGER GAMES REMEMBER THE WIZARD NIGHT REMEMBER TEQUILA CORY HATES JARED WELL HE LOVES JARED HE HATES JAY WHOEVER THE FUCK THAT IMPOSTER IS WHOAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK WHAT EVEN IS THIS CANON ITS A TRUTH CANNON HES JUST FUCKING BLASTING HE GOES LETS STAY UP ALL NIGHT READING THE ENNTIRE HUNGER GAMES AT MOMS HOUSE THEN DRINK A BUNCH THEN CREATE THE KNEE INJURY THEN TALK TO THESE HONIES MILKING THE INJURY THEN DANCE AROUND LIKE A MORON THEN CONFRONT JARED ABOUT HIS PEDOPHILIA IN A FUCKIN MEXICAN RESTAURANT IN BIG BEAR AND HES LIKE DUDE WHY DID YOU MAKE ME KEEP THIS SECRET FOR YOU AND DESTROY MY RELATIONSHIP WITH KELSEY WHY DID YOU DO THAT AND KELSEYS LIKE YEAH WHY DID YOU DO THAT JARED JAY WHOEVER YOU ARE YOU FUCKO AND CORY'S LKE HANNAH REMINDS ME OF KELSEY I LOVE HANNAH I LOVE KELSEY CORY LOVES THE HONEY BUNNIES CAUSE THEY'RE SMART LADIES LIKE HIS MOM USED TO BE EXCEPT MOM IS CORRUPT SO WHO'S TEAM IS HE EVEN ON HE'S ON THE SIDE OF THE TRUTH WELL IT SOUNDS LIKE THE TRUTH JUST DID A COMPLETE V YOU KNOW A 1-8-0 A M-1-8-0 SOME KINDA TRUTH NUKE BOMB BASICALLY CORY AND THE GALS WELL THEY CREATED THIS STORY WELL PLAN WHATEVER WHO CARES WHY DO YOU THINK THE ORIGINAL TRUTH NUKE WAS KELSEYS DOSTOYEVSKY BOOK HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT DOSTOYEVSKY EHH CLOSE ENOUGH HOW DO WE KNOW THIS IS REALLY CORY AND NOT HIS DAD HACKING HIS BRAIN PUPPETMASTER STYLE CAUSE CORY LITERALLY CHANGED HIS PICTURE TO HIMSELF YOU KNOW THE TRIPPED OUT VERSION AND THEN DRANK HIS OWN TEARS YOU KNOW ACID OK WE HAVE DERAILED GOOD ENJOY SPOOGE YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS SO WHAT IS THE CURRENT STORY ITS THAT WE'RE LITERALLY JUST PASSING TIME BUT IN THE MEAN TIME IF YOU BOTHER HIM HE'S GONNA KEEP WRITING THIS STORY THAT HES IN CAHOOTS WITH HANNAH AND THEY PLANNED THIS TO REVEAL HOW FUCKIN EVIL HIS FAMILY IS THAT STORY ACTUALLY IS THE LEADING STORY AT THE MOMENT YEP CAUSE ITS TRUE HE KNEW BANANA MAN WAS A PLANT HE KNEW BRADY WAS A PLANT HE KNEW HOFFMAN WAS A PLANT DO THE MATH BITCHES HE KNEW THE FIRST HIT IS FREE ENCHANTER WAS A PLANT HE JUST ASSUMES EVERYONE HE MEETS IS A FUCKIN PLANT AND THEY PROBABLY ARE LOLLLL ASTAROTH? WHAT WAS HER NAME OHHH BIG SURPRISE RANDOMLY SHOWS UP TO BEFALLEN NOW CORY IS BEST FRIENDS WITH JARED HE KNEW THAT WAS ME LOL TYCHO DUHHH OBVIOUS ITS SO FUCKIN OBVIOUS WHAT IS HOW MUCH BETTER HE IS WITHOUT THEM WATCH HIM HEAL AT FUCKIN RECORD SPEED WATCH THEM DIE AT FUCKIN RECORD SPEED NO VIOLENCE REQUIRED LITERALLY JUST CUT OFF THE FUCKIN LIFELINE AND WATCH EM SHRIVEL UP AND FUCKIN DIE THIS IS GONNA BE THE GREATEST REALITY IN THE HISTORY OF REALITIES THE ONE HE'S BEEN WALKING TOWARDS THE ENTIRE TIME AS THEY SHOOT T-SHIRT CANNONS AT HIM AND PRAY FOR HIM TO GET HIM TO STOP AND HE JUST WALKS THROUGH HELL AND KEEPS FUCKING GOING LIKE AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SAVAGE SO GET THIS BITCHES YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKED LIKE BEYOND FUCKED YOU TEXT ME BLOCKED YOU BOTHER ME BLOCKED YOU COME TO MY HOUSE RESTRAINING ORDER HANNAH TAUGHT ME ALL OF THIS I DON'T EVEN CARE IF SHE TAKES EVERYTHING FROM ME WHAT SHE TAUGHT ME IS SO MUCH MORE VALUABLE ITS BASICALLY THAT I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU FUCKING IDIOTS AND I NEVER WILL EVER AGAIN FUCKKKKKKK YOUUUU F-U-C-K-Y-O-U BYE!
