Sunlight breakin through my dirty dusty blinds Try rollin over but my bone- ers bein cruel rude and unkind Oh no, oh ho no it stands so firm and tall A rise and shinenin cawk salutin' morning wake up call Morning wood Dont be misunderstood Id cut it down Oh I would if i could Morning wood Oh my Morning wood Stickin through my skinny je- jeans Pecker Pokin out lookin so obscene Oh woah ho please no more morning wood Shower water shootin out cold But It just won’t go down or relent I’m a fully erect flesh flagpole with a peenus pitchin tent Growin be growin and a showin down At the Grocery store Need a Clean up crew now please in Aisle three and aisle four I fuhkin freeze Cause Everyone be gaspin from the smell of my fresh frum under ball cheese Big Baggy pants Aint be No dihk disguise Cause they still be starin down between my throbbin thighs Morning wood Don't be misunderstood I’d cut this peenus tree trunk down i really would if i could Morning wood Oh my morning.... Pickle pressin tight right to my jeans Morning fire wood Crotch be burnin and Comin Clean Try to tuck it up try to twist it down, But this stubborn stump just wants to hang around Got strangers yellin out from across the street “ holy shnyykees ,” they shout " look at that boy his balls are in heat!” Oooooohhh Morning wood Dont be misunderstood Id chop it on down if I only could Morning wood Oh my Morning wood Stickin through my skinny tight jeans Pecker be Pokin out lookin so obscene Oh woah ho please no more Morning wood Don't you dare be misunderstood I’d cut this dayum thing off whole if i mutha fukin could Morning wood Oh my my my morning Pickle pressin tight Oh right to my jeans Morning fire wood Crotch be burnin and Comin Clean Morning wood Oh my Morning wood Morning wood Oh my morning wood Please please My my my my morning wood
