Jesus's Hilarious Moments (Verse 1 - Miranda Noor) The desert's callin', but my tummy's grumblin' Forty days and forty nights, I'm feelin' numbin' Tempted by the devil, a flaky little beast Said, "Hey, turn these stones to bread, a tasty treat!" He said, "No thank you, I'm good." It's a hard lesson, see Turns out the Devil's got no sense of empathy. (Verse 2 - Female Vocal) Peter, walkin' on the water, quite the showman But then he forgot his balance, began to moan "I'm sinkin', Jesus, help me out!" His faith was shaky, left him in doubt It seems like even the chosen ones Can get a little freaked out by the waves of the unknown. (Verse 3 - Miranda Noor) The disciples, they were confused, they were bewildered Arguing 'bout who was the greatest, so bewildered. Who was the best, who was the one These arguments were just a little funny, under the sun A little pride, a little ego, a bit of confusion But in the end, it's all just human conditions. (Verse 4 - Female Vocal) Lazarus, he was gone, he had a nap Dead for four days, what a sad chap. Jesus, he said, "Come on out," no delay, Lazarus woke up, what a great day! Dead for four days? What a surprise! But Jesus's jokes were always worth the price. (Verse 5 - Miranda Noor) The loaves and fishes, a miraculous feast Enough for the whole crowd, so it seems, at least. These weren't just any fish, it was a whole catch Enough for the masses, enough for us, so much. They were eating and partying, oh what a happy time, All thanks to Jesus's amazing scheme. (Verse 6 - Female Vocal) The donkey ride into town, a quirky little scene Jesus on a donkey, a peaceful, happy queen The crowds they cheered and waved, a beautiful sight A picture of humility, in the morning light. A gentle king on a humble steed A donkey's quite a different way to greet the crowd indeed. (Verse 7 - Miranda Noor) The lost sheep, the prodigal son, It's all about forgiveness and love, a wonderful run. These stories teach us, we can have a lot of fun Life's a lesson, we should just start to run. And forgive others, and learn to see The funny side of things, and set your spirits free. (Verse 8 - Female Vocal) So raise a glass to the funny side of the Bible These stories teach us so much, don't you want to be in the vibe? It's all a little crazy, all a little fun A timeless tale, oh what a great run. (Outro - All voices) Haha, Jesus, you're a funny man, You're funny, fun, a great man.
