**“No Monster Loop”** *(Intro – Spoken)* No 664. No morning Monster. Two hours sleep mentally. And somehow… this still became a ten-bus loop --- *(Verse 1)* 63 out of Southam side, Rushed that bus with half-closed eyes, Stockton roads and Dunchurch rain, Already feeling sleep-deprived pain. Woodlands glide then Rugby town, Brain already shutting down, Was meant to sit an English exam— But honestly I weren’t built for that --- *(Bridge)* Woke up at six with no caffeine boost… That’s not a bus loop. That’s a survival challenge. --- *(Verse 2)* 86 through Long Lawford lanes, Church Lawford under cloudy rain, Wolston roads and Brandon side, Binley Woods slowly passing by. Then Coventry traffic struck again— Binley Road became the end Thirty minutes crawling slow, Thought the whole loop was gonna blow. --- *(Verse 3)* But somehow fate aligned for once, X18 sitting right up front, Stepped off late then straight back on— Perfect connections never come Cheylesmore lights and bypass speed, Chesford Crossroads flying clean, North Leamington back once more— Still somehow surviving the score. --- *(Chorus)* No Monster loop, running on fumes, Still chasing buses through Midlands gloom, Half asleep but still alive— Keeping broken loops in drive. From Southam roads to Coventry lights, Timetables controlling life, One bad morning somehow grew— Into ten buses out of the blue --- *(Verse 4)* 63 back through Warwickshire land, Radford Semele once again, Ufton bends and Bascote rain, Stockton roads look all the same. Back to Rugby, loop still weird, Honestly what happened here Then the 4 to Brownsover came— Just to get lunch and charge again. --- *(Verse 5)* 4 to Bilton, Clifton Road, Random buses in the code, Then the loop transformed again— 84A to Nuneaton. Pailton fields and countryside air, Cow manure floating everywhere Rural England hits different there, That smell just hanging in the air. --- *(Bridge 2)* “So you’re probably thinking… how the fuck did bro get 10 buses out of this loop?” Honestly… I don’t know either. --- *(Verse 6)* 84A through Bedworth side, Trying to keep the route alive, Could’ve stopped in Nuneaton town— But timings forced another round. 148 through Foleshill lanes, Edgwick traffic once again, Bishopgate Green then Coventry lights— Still somehow continuing the ride. --- *(Verse 7)* Saw the X17 appear, Perfect timing out of nowhere, Kenilworth roads in evening glow, Leamington finally coming close. At this point brain fully fried, Running purely on bus instinct vibes No caffeine left to save the day— Just Stagecoach carrying me away. --- *(Final Chorus)* No Monster loop, ten buses deep, Running on nothing except no sleep, One strange day became a maze— Of Warwickshire transport haze. From Rugby roads to Coventry skies, Every route somehow survived, No exam, no morning drink— Still made a double-digit link. --- *(Outro – Spoken)* Most people wake up tired… and go back to bed. I woke up tired… and accidentally created a ten-bus loop.
