[Verse] Woke up this mornin', had an appetite to kill Thought I'd try somethin' different, gave me quite a thrill Poured the milk, grabbed the spoon, thought I'd have a treat Little did I know, it'd knock me off my feet [Verse 2] First bite I took, felt like I bit into a rock Couldn't believe my taste buds, it was such a shock The texture, oh the horror, I can't even describe Like chewin' on cardboard, it ruined my whole vibe [Chorus] Cause it's the Weetabix Banana Horror The breakfast that'll make you scream A taste so awful, you'll wanna hide Just stick to bacon and eggs, trust me on this one, fried
