Chorus (Parody of Waka Waka Chorus) Staminamina e-ee, tarky tarky e-ee, Staminamina e-na, escape from Tarkov! Staminamina e-ee, ratty ratty e-ee, This time for extract! This time for ex-tract! 🎶 Verse 1 You’re looting in the dark, Customs feelin’ kinda scary, Got no stamina, you’re breathin’ like a broken ferry. Scav yelling in the back, yeah he’s shoutin’ “Chyort blyat!”, You hear a bush to your left — bro you know it’s never a cat. PMC up in the dorms with a flashlight like a beacon, You peek him with a pistol while your knees are straight-up tweakin’. Heartbeat syncs with your mouse, takin’ shots like roulette, Tell your squad, “If I die, sell my drip to the flea-net.” 🎤 Pre-Chorus You fall, you crawl, you try — This game don’t let you chill or rest. You run, you jump, you cry — A slick won’t save you from a chest shot to the vest! 🎤 Chorus (Repeat) Staminamina e-ee, tarky tarky e-ee, Staminamina e-na, escape from Tarkov! Staminamina e-ee, ratty ratty e-ee, This time for extract! This time for ex-tract! 🎶 Verse 2 You checked a hidden stash — all you got was apple juice, Meanwhile your buddy pulls a GPU like it’s nothing new. You’re hobblin’ with a fracture, lookin’ like a wounded duck, Try to jump a fence and of course… you get stuck. A grenade bounces twice, you accept your destiny, Your friend says “Bro you’ll be fine!” but he’s halfway to the VZ. Red laser on your chest, yeah it’s feelin’ kinda hot, Time slows down as you whisper, “Not again… head-eyes shot.” 🎤 Bridge (Shakira-style chant) Tarki-tarki waa! You know you gotta scav again! Tarki-tarki waa! You’ll lose your gear and lose your friends! Tarki-tarki waa! Another wipe, you start anew— Tarki-tarki waa! And still the game abuses you! 🎤 Final Chorus (Big finish) Staminamina e-ee, tarky tarky e-ee, Staminamina e-na, escape from Tarkov! Staminamina e-ee, sweaty sweaty e-ee, This time for extract! This time for EX-TRACT!
