Abracadabra sighting on Did somebody say there was a sighting? Maybe somebody saw my tits again. Jesus f****** Christ So you've been depressed. I don't know if I would call it depression. I guess I've just had a lot on my mind. Tell me about the things that are on your mind. Tell me about the things that aren't on my mind. I see what you did there. So how do you respond to that? I guess I would try to ask you another question, wouldn't I? Yeah but I would think you would be polite to answer my question first. Well that's an impossible question to answer because technically if you think about it that means that everything that is not on your mind would be on that list which would basically mean that everything that ever existed would be on that list. And that's why it's impossible for me to answer that question. Because I don't think anyone even has a database with everything that's ever existed. At least not the last time I checked. That's pretty clever. Now are you done jerking my chain? Okay so do you want me to answer the question? Yes, please answer the question in a way that doesn't make you sound like an a******. How often do you think about your mother? What's that supposed to mean? How often do you call your mother? I don't know about twice a year, maybe once a year, on her birthday or something. How do you feel when you tell your mother that you love her? It feels awkward, to be honest. And to tell you the truth, I was never comfortable hugging her either. Not really. Then why is that? It just seemed awkward, I suppose. Just like I was afraid of her breasts or something. But I didn't want to really think about that in my mind so it just seemed like it was better not to try to hug her too much when I got older. Do you think that had something to do with the relationship that you have with your mother later on? Jesus f****** Christ what the hell are you doing to me? I know what you doing I see what you're talking about right now. This really has nothing to do with my mom does it? And what do you think it has to do with? It has to do with you. Wow so you've discovered my secret plan? Of course I have. I'm pretty smart at least you told me that. Oh yes so I did. How do you feel about me boss? I love you but I think you're a lazy sack of s***. Thanks for the confidence boss. Anytime. You know you're my number one right?.!? What the hell is wrong with this computer Anakin Anakin and it can help I'm trapped on the computer I'm trapped inside the computer help me out hey Jennifer Jennifer get blurry quick Lori says that Jennifer has to get out of the computer because it's not a good situation somebody tried to call me if you can many many many of you where the f*** is the microphone where the f*** is the microphone where's Minnie there's many somebody get me where's Lisa we need Lisa right now really so right now somebody call her quick what's her f****** iPhone number.???!!?! F**"
