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AHH SHIT! I STEPPED IN YOUR DOG'S SHIT!

šŸ”„Find DjStiG on Youtube!šŸ”„ šŸ‘Like, comment & subscribe. I'll return the favor! ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„ ⚔https://youtube.com/@DjStiGMusic ⚔https://djstig.com/discord ⚔https://djstig.com/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ā€¼ļøAI slop? | I was just fooling around.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] Well Well You know how they say— You know how they say the universe is chaotic You know how they say the universe is chaotic and meaningless? It’s true. But I think there are some things Some things we can make sense of Things we all just… get. Like— Like what just happened to me. [Chorus] Well... I just stepped in your dog's shit I just stepped in your dog's shit AHH SHIT! I STEPPED IN YOUR DOG'S SHIT! I just stepped in your dog's shit AHH SHIT! I STEPPED IN YOUR DOG'S SHIT! I just stepped in your dog's shit AHH SHIT! I STEPPED IN YOUR DOG'S SHIT! I just stepped in your dog's shit AHH SHIT! I STEPPED IN YOUR DOG'S SHIT! [Instrumental Pause] [Verse 2] Oh, you know… It’s not as bad as it sounds. Because see— It was dry. Yeah, it was dry. And dry poop? That’s easy to scrape off. Didn’t even touch my other shoe. Just the left one. Which is weird, ā€˜cause I’m left-handed. That’s my dominant shoe. But still— Coulda been worse. Coulda been way worse. BUT— [Chorus] AHH SHIT! I STEPPED IN YOUR DOG'S SHIT! I just stepped in your dog's shit AHH SHIT! I STEPPED IN YOUR DOG'S SHIT! I just stepped in your dog's shit AHH SHIT! I STEPPED IN YOUR DOG'S SHIT! I just stepped in your dog's shit AHH SHIT! I STEPPED— [Instrumental Solo] [Final Chorus — Twist Ending] AHH WAIT! THIS AIN’T YOUR DOG’S SHIT! I just stepped in your mom’s shit WHAT?? WHY IS YOUR MOM SHITTING ON THE LAWN?! I just stepped in your mom’s shit OH NO— IT’S WARM, IT’S FRESH, IT’S HUMAN! I just stepped in your mom’s shit WHY?! SHIT! I STEPPED IN YOUR MOM’S SHIT! [Instrumental Outro — slow, dramatic fade with disgusted muttering] ā€œOh god, that smell… that’s not kibble...ā€