[Verse 1] An interceptor fit for speed, got caught in a bubble, A cloaky Tengu hunting, but gets jumped by a Rattlesnake. You finally train Titan, after years of hard grind, And the first time you undock—boom! Welcome to the killmail. [Chorus] Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little too ironic? Yeah, I really do think! [Post-Chorus] It’s like a cyno trap, in a safe little spot, A nullbear’s luck, when he’s finally caught, It’s the wormhole closed, when your fleet just jumped, And who would've thought? It figures… [Verse 2] A veteran pilot, who swears by manual flight, Auto-pilots through lowsec and dies to a smartbomb gatecamp. A mercenary corp, hired to crush a war, But the contract forgot—they're in their own alliance! [Chorus] Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little too ironic? Yeah, I really do think! [Post-Chorus] It’s like a solo roam, when you bring all your bling, A loot fairy curse, when you drop everything, It’s a perfect gank, but the target's bait, And who would've thought? It figures… [Bridge] Well, life has a funny way of screwing you up, Just when you think you're safe, you wake up in a clone bay. Life has a funny way of making you pay, That ship you just lost? Insurance won’t cover a thing… [Verse 3] You finally escape, from a hot lowsec gate, And warp to a citadel—just in time to be Doomsday’d. You get an eviction, your wormhole’s not secure, But the corp that’s attacking? Yeah, you used to be in them! [Chorus] Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little too ironic? Yeah, I really do think! [Outro] It’s like a dreadnought drop, but they counter-drop too, A newbie’s first fight, and he lands final blow, It's a blue on blue, in a fleet so tight, And who would've thought? It figures…
