Employed a cunning linguist To track LaTaurus down, The sweep was wide and deep Around the mineshaft of the town. The criminal, elusive, Yet somehow so adored; They say he leaves his calling card: It reads “la petite mort.” Storm on the horizon, prairie slick with rain, I thought I had him cornered but he thwarted me again! Has anyone seen Mike LaTaurus? Catch him if you can. Has anyone seen Mike LaTaurus? He’s a wanted man. We knew we had to find him, I see him in my dreams; Canteen sustains a puncture Jets spraying from the skeins. The hooded figure’s hiding, Some say he’s just a myth; My mother says he’s just someone I’m unacquainted with. Wanted poster peeling, bounty piling high. I’m rounding up a posse, we’re gonna get this guy! Has anyone seen Mike LaTaurus? Catch him if you can. Has anyone seen Mike LaTaurus? He’s a wanted man. (Where’d he go?) Say it slow Mike La Taurus (Sounds fine?) Read between the lines Mike La Taurus It isn’t “he” we’re after It’s hiding in the chorus Say it all together now my… Mike LaTaurus No man to claim the bounty The secret’s been revealed All across the county Mikes are waiting for a feel The clue was in the chorus The part was ours to play I finally found Mike LaTaurus And I’m gonna make him pay Has anyone seen Mike LaTaurus? Catch her if you can. Has anyone seen Mike LaTaurus? She’s a wanted ma’am. Has anyone seen Mike LaTaurus Found in fertile land. Has anyone seen Mike LaTaurus? It’s right here in my hand Case closed.
