Кто не бухает, тот не загорает. Пиво, вино, водочка, колбаса, селёдочка! Винище, кирасище, пивасик, кирагазик. Водочки кому? Для лёгкой походочки. ======================================= A viral internet meme that spread in the Russian internet space around 2014–2015. A man walked along the beach among vacationers, offering to buy beer, wine, vodka, sausage, and herring. However, his offer was delivered in a rhyming, poetic form. This man became known as the “God of Trade.” ======================================= [Instrumental Intro] [Verse] [Monologue] No booze — no tan, that’s how it goes, my man! Beer and wine, vodka fine, sausage, herring — time to shine! Bright wine, cold beer — pure delight, Vodka shot for a walk so light! [Instrumental Interlude] [Verse] [Monologue] We’re drinkin’, we’re chillin’, the sun’s on the rise, Wine for the ladies, beer for the guys! Take a sip, keep up the vibe — Drink it up, let’s feel alive! [Instrumental Interlude] [Verse] [Monologue] Sunbathing?... Nice! You’re on the track. Got your beer? Then don’t look back. Vodka walk — just one small shot, Beer and wine — that hits the spot! [Instrumental Interlude] [Verse] [Monologue] We’re boozin’, cruisin’, feelin’ fine, Beer, wine, vodka all in line! Sausage, herring — taste divine! Drink up, friends — it’s party time! [Instrumental] [End]
