You Can’t Touch My Meow [Verse 1] I woke up this morning, heard a little sound, My Meow was chilling, just hanging around. Somebody said, “Can I see what you got?” I said, “Back up, buddy—NOPE, you cannot!” It’s fluffy, it’s fancy, it’s mine, don’t you know, It’s got its own attitude, it steals the show. You reach one finger, I yell, “HEY! WHOA!” Step away slowly from my precious Meow! [Chorus] 🎵 You can’t touch my Meow! NOPE, NOT NOW! Keep your hands up in the air somehow! You can look from there, but don’t come close, My Meow gets protected more than a royal toast! You can’t touch my Meow! I’m telling you now! Don’t even think about asking me how! It’s mine, it’s great, it runs the show— Back away from my Meow! 🎵 [Verse 2] My Meow has a schedule, my Meow has a chair, My Meow gets offended when somebody stares. My Meow eats snacks like it pays the rent, My Meow knocks stuff over just to represent. I tried to explain, “It’s just a Meow.” They said, “Can I pet it?” I said, “Absolutely… WOW! Did you not hear the warning? Did you miss the memo? Hands off the Meow! This is a Meow embargo!” [Chorus] 🎵 You can’t touch my Meow! NOPE, NOT NOW! Put those grabby little fingers down somehow! You can wave hello, you can say “Meow,” But touching my Meow? Absolutely not, pal! You can’t touch my Meow! I’m drawing the line! My Meow and I are doing just fine! It’s fluffy, it’s funny, it runs the show— BACK AWAY FROM MY MEOW! 🎵 [Bridge] My Meow got lawyers. My Meow got fans. My Meow got more security Than a marching band! My Meow said, “MEOW.” I said, “That means NO.” The whole room nodded and whispered, “Okay… we’ll go.” [Final Chorus] 🎵 YOU CAN’T TOUCH MY MEOW! NOT EVER! NO HOW! Don’t reach for the Meow While I’m standing here now! You can bring a gift, You can bring a bow, You can bring a whole pizza— Still don’t touch the Meow! You can’t touch my Meow! Everybody yell it now! ONE, TWO, THREE— “BACK AWAY FROM THE MEOW!” 🎵 [Outro] Meow: “Meow.” Me: “Exactly.” Everybody else: “Okay, okay!” Meow: “Meow.” Me: “See? He said you can’t touch him.” Everybody: “WE KNOW!”
